Sitting impatiently waiting on a delivery and thought why not start a humour thread too pass some time and get some banter.....
At the end of class in school the teacher asks the young pupils too go home tonight and make up a poem with their name in it and what they are going too do when they are older.
Next morning the teacher asks the class who wants too go first so little lad at the front stands up " Hi there my names Dan and when I grow up I'm going too be a good man and visit China and Japan"
"Well done Dan" says his teacher " Who's next?"
Little girl stands up and says " Hello my name is Mary Brady and when I grow up I'm going too be a lady and have a little baby"
Teacher says " that's fantastic Mary well done"
Third pupil walks too the front of the class and faces the pupils " Hi there my name is also Dan and when I grow up you can fuck China and Japan but if Mary Brady wants a baby I'm her fucking man!"
At the end of class in school the teacher asks the young pupils too go home tonight and make up a poem with their name in it and what they are going too do when they are older.
Next morning the teacher asks the class who wants too go first so little lad at the front stands up " Hi there my names Dan and when I grow up I'm going too be a good man and visit China and Japan"
"Well done Dan" says his teacher " Who's next?"
Little girl stands up and says " Hello my name is Mary Brady and when I grow up I'm going too be a lady and have a little baby"
Teacher says " that's fantastic Mary well done"
Third pupil walks too the front of the class and faces the pupils " Hi there my name is also Dan and when I grow up you can fuck China and Japan but if Mary Brady wants a baby I'm her fucking man!"
