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Oh autofam! Neon just got a new job and is due for orientation some time this week. The company conducts oral fluid swab testing on the day of orientation and frankly I'm shitting Titanic bricks. Neon has been 100% clean of Mary Jane lovins for exactly 15 days. Prior to the 15 days, my sister came down from Portugal and we celebrated hard. Definitely would have forgone indulgence had I known things would be changing as they have, but New Job was unexpected and sudden. Life...right? All of the literature I've read, even from the laboratory that conducts the swab says I'm well over the window of detection....this matters little because I've read alll sorts of shit with conflicting info. Does anyone have any experience, horror stories, or tips involving this dreadful swab shit? :X cautiously confident, but still super wigged out.
 
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Hey man 15 days for a swab test you are fine.

But if you want to play it safe get yourself some hydrogen peroxide and swish it before you go there then swish again in the parking lot. DO NOT SWALLOW IT SPIT IT OUT. a good 20-30 sec wash.

I have used this before on a few times and smoked that day.

Hope this helps
 
Bless you Weedman. Good thing peroxide is already in my regular dental care rotation. I'll be sure to be extra squeeky on the big day. I'll report back and let ya know the verdict. Thanks!
 
Weedman30 said:
Hey man 15 days for a swab test you are fine.

But if you want to play it safe get yourself some hydrogen peroxide and swish it before you go there then swish again in the parking lot. DO NOT SWALLOW IT SPIT IT OUT. a good 20-30 sec wash.

I have used this before on a few times and smoked that day.

Hope this helps
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weedman, on point as usual :cools:
 
All right guys, swab is tomorrow at 9 am, on my 19th day of weedfreeness. I'm at the mercy of my metabolism, my karma, and the universe. Cross yer fangers and wish this silly pothead luck. :holymoly:
 
Hellllooo Autofam! :kiss:
Guess who passed their swabbie? This chick! I was scared; especially watching while the test changed colors. The panels all lit up red which initially confused the shit out of me, but that's exactly what they were supposed to do. There is a 90 day probationary period and as much as I dont want to, ive decided to stay clean until my 3 months are up and use this time to focus on my growing. By the time Christmas rolls around, I'll have some very nice Christmas trees saved for a very jolly time and happy New year! I'm super stoked because having this job means I can get my dream Mitsubishi lol, and have a shit ton of delicious trees saved.....just for me! Bahahahahahah! Thank you guys for having faith in me!
 
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