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Figure why not my comrades at AFN. From a New Jersey alert to police if possibly exposed to marijuana candy:

OFFICER SAFETY
(U//FOUO) Officers are strongly encouraged to:

  • Wear patrol gloves any time a search is conducted
  • Wear vinyl or non-latex gloves when handling marijuana and throw them away after use
  • Thoroughly wash hands after removing gloves and before eating, drinking, or smoking to prevent potential ingestion of drug particles
  • Test suspected marijuana in a well-ventilated area and use a mask, if possible
  • Call the local fire department and remain outside if marijuana manufacturing is suspected

Call the fire dept? And if the fire dept finds a fire? Call the police?
 
There is more bad toxins in auto exhaust fumes than there is in weed,the goofy fuckers.
 
I'm assuming the reason this alert is in place is there have been incidents of police officers licking their fingers after handling bud? :roflcry:
Don't we all put on a mask before we inspect our 'suspected marijuana'? One wouldn't want any nasty surprises there.
This is too funny thanks for sharing!
 
Just a wild guess. Maybe officer Dibble failed a drug test and claimed he forgot to wear his gloves, mask and chastity belt when speaking to a suspect from 100 yards.
That would explain it. Heck, I failed a drug test once after just looking at a picture of a reefer.

eP.
 
Reefer madness is real, I tell you!
 
The funny thing is I've never failed a drug test, even when I smoked all the time. WTF is wrong (right?) with me?
 
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