Grey Bear
Confidential Cultivator
I have just set an MI5 to cure about a week ago and was just itching for a little taste, so I went to the shed & grabbed one of the little popcorn buds and ground it up to get ready for my pipe.
Then I go back into the house........
Now, to those of that aren't familiar with my plight, my wife is not exactly supportive of my cannabis use. We have reached a detente of sorts, with a "don't ask & don't tell" approach as long as I keep things discrete. Not ideal, but it is working for now.
so, I grabbed a load of laundry out of the dyer and brought them in and within probably 4 seconds my wife starts hollering in her latent carolina drawl (which is not latent when she is startled) "ewww skunk! was there a skunk outside? peeewwww! peeewww! did you get some on you?!"
of course the other members of the household all start sniffing with earnest, "oh! yeah, I smell it too!"
My only recourse was to say "no, but I smelled it too, keep the dogs in for a while, I don't want them to get sprayed."
Then I went out and smoked that damn skunk and she gave me a pretty damn good buzz!
Then I go back into the house........
Now, to those of that aren't familiar with my plight, my wife is not exactly supportive of my cannabis use. We have reached a detente of sorts, with a "don't ask & don't tell" approach as long as I keep things discrete. Not ideal, but it is working for now.
so, I grabbed a load of laundry out of the dyer and brought them in and within probably 4 seconds my wife starts hollering in her latent carolina drawl (which is not latent when she is startled) "ewww skunk! was there a skunk outside? peeewwww! peeewww! did you get some on you?!"
of course the other members of the household all start sniffing with earnest, "oh! yeah, I smell it too!"
My only recourse was to say "no, but I smelled it too, keep the dogs in for a while, I don't want them to get sprayed."
Then I went out and smoked that damn skunk and she gave me a pretty damn good buzz!
