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I have copied my smoke report from my "Penguin gets Bitchy" thread and pasted it here where it belongs.
Bitch is an Auto. I grew it from 20th November 2014 to the 3rd Feb 2015 plus drying and curing time.
It is a cross between Betty Boo and Kush Van Stitch, hence the name. For some reason the report has copied with all Bold. Not sure why.
SMOKE REPORT
OK here goes....
Bag appeal =
Standard. Nothing special but not bad. It can't compete with colourful or purple strains but it has plenty brown triches and can hold it's own
The Growth =
small but perfectly formed. It was never going to be a biggie. Evol always said it is a discreet plant for a stealthy low type plant. I concur.
The smell =
A tale of two cities. While growing, it is so stealthy. Hardly a whiff at all. A real winner if odour is an issue. However, once dried and cured she STINKS. And when I say stinks I mean stinks. I went to the pub last week with a sample for a pal. I only was in the room one minute before being asked to leave. More than one peep gave me the look
The Smoke =
No coughing. Quite smooth and pleasant.
The taste =
This is difficult. My powers of description are poor. Sage, was a thought, along with aniseed and generally herbal notes. No citrus or flowery notes. Possibly musky too. Heck, grow it yourself and make your own mind up.
The High =
This is the best bit. Euphoric and happy. Not so much a body stone, more a head high. Puts a smile on your face and all is well in the world. I have given a few samples to close friends. They love it.
Possibly the BEST WEED I HAVE EVER GROWN. Honestly. My pals and me LOVE it.
However, I have to say that as much as like it (just look at the last sentence) the yeild was poor. For two plants I only got a handful of buds. That probably says a lot about my growing technique. I would love to see a guy do a DWC grow to get the max out of this bean.
Conclusion.
If you want a connoisseur bean, order now. It really is that good. Really good, I promise. But, don't expect a huge harvest and then you will not be disappointed. And to be fair, Evol never said it was a huge cropper. But the quality more than makes up for the quantity.
Bitch is an Auto. I grew it from 20th November 2014 to the 3rd Feb 2015 plus drying and curing time.
It is a cross between Betty Boo and Kush Van Stitch, hence the name. For some reason the report has copied with all Bold. Not sure why.
SMOKE REPORT
OK here goes....
Bag appeal =
Standard. Nothing special but not bad. It can't compete with colourful or purple strains but it has plenty brown triches and can hold it's own
The Growth =
small but perfectly formed. It was never going to be a biggie. Evol always said it is a discreet plant for a stealthy low type plant. I concur.
The smell =
A tale of two cities. While growing, it is so stealthy. Hardly a whiff at all. A real winner if odour is an issue. However, once dried and cured she STINKS. And when I say stinks I mean stinks. I went to the pub last week with a sample for a pal. I only was in the room one minute before being asked to leave. More than one peep gave me the look
The Smoke =
No coughing. Quite smooth and pleasant.
The taste =
This is difficult. My powers of description are poor. Sage, was a thought, along with aniseed and generally herbal notes. No citrus or flowery notes. Possibly musky too. Heck, grow it yourself and make your own mind up.
The High =
This is the best bit. Euphoric and happy. Not so much a body stone, more a head high. Puts a smile on your face and all is well in the world. I have given a few samples to close friends. They love it.
Possibly the BEST WEED I HAVE EVER GROWN. Honestly. My pals and me LOVE it.
However, I have to say that as much as like it (just look at the last sentence) the yeild was poor. For two plants I only got a handful of buds. That probably says a lot about my growing technique. I would love to see a guy do a DWC grow to get the max out of this bean.
Conclusion.
If you want a connoisseur bean, order now. It really is that good. Really good, I promise. But, don't expect a huge harvest and then you will not be disappointed. And to be fair, Evol never said it was a huge cropper. But the quality more than makes up for the quantity.
