Live Stoner Chat A really bad joke to start off the new year...

[Boradan]

Apologies in advance for anyone of a religious bent...

God decides to take a walk through the Garden of Eden.
He would like to have a word with Eve, but is in no rush, so just takes a nice stroll to admire the beauty of the Garden.
Eventually, he stumbles across Adam, sitting down and resting against a tree with a beatific smile on his face.
"Hey there Adam, how goes it?"
"Not too shabby at all" responds Adam. "Things are looking good".
"You are looking rather happy with yourself" says God. "Any particular reason?"
"Well..." says Adam - "You remember that talk you had with us about procreation?"
"Yes, I do indeed" comes the response. "One of my better Ideas I think".
"Can't disagree with that statement" says Adam. "In fact, myself and the beautiful Lady decided to give it a try"
"AND??? How did that go?"
"Really, really well... In fact, it was so good, we tried it FOUR times"
"FOUR? Wow. Even better than I expected then. Did Eve enjoy it too?"
"Hell, yes. I was more than satisfied after the first go. Eve was the one that wanted re-runs!!"
"HA! you have no idea how happy I am to hear that. I need to have a word with Her, do you know where she is now?"
"Well... after the first go, it was a touch messy. After FOUR goes, it got to be REALLY messy, so she went down to the sea to wash her pussy"
"AH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE" exclaims God. "I will NEVER get that smell off the Fish!!"



HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!

 

[Cap'nCrud]

Apologies in advance for anyone of a religious bent...

God decides to take a walk through the Garden of Eden.
He would like to have a word with Eve, but is in no rush, so just takes a nice stroll to admire the beauty of the Garden.
Eventually, he stumbles across Adam, sitting down and resting against a tree with a beatific smile on his face.
"Hey there Adam, how goes it?"
"Not too shabby at all" responds Adam. "Things are looking good".
"You are looking rather happy with yourself" says God. "Any particular reason?"
"Well..." says Adam - "You remember that talk you had with us about procreation?"
"Yes, I do indeed" comes the response. "One of my better Ideas I think".
"Can't disagree with that statement" says Adam. "In fact, myself and the beautiful Lady decided to give it a try"
"AND??? How did that go?"
"Really, really well... In fact, it was so good, we tried it FOUR times"
"FOUR? Wow. Even better than I expected then. Did Eve enjoy it too?"
"Hell, yes. I was more than satisfied after the first go. Eve was the one that wanted re-runs!!"
"HA! you have no idea how happy I am to hear that. I need to have a word with Her, do you know where she is now?"
"Well... after the first go, it was a touch messy. After FOUR goes, it got to be REALLY messy, so she went down to the sea to wash her pussy"
"AH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE" exclaims God. "I will NEVER get that smell off the Fish!!"



HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!

LOL

 

[Cap'nCrud]

Good laugh! Kinda reminds me of another one. The Pope was in his back garden, relaxing on a bench. He felt so good that he decided he would just "rub one out". As he is there in the garden, 'pullin' on the Pope" so to speak...... A Japanese tourist was on the other side of the brick wall that gave the Pope his privacy, so he thought.... The Japanese tourist saw a brick out of the wall and decided to take a peek, as any one would, And Lo and Behold..... He sees the Pope whackin' off! Well, like all good Japanese tourists, he had a camera, so he took a shot of the Pope, pullin' his pope.
The Pope heard the cliick of the camera and rushed over to the wall. He saw the tourist, and said, "Hey, YOU! Let me buy your camera, I will give you one million Lira for that camera!" Well, the tourist knew a good deal when he saw one, and gave the Pope his camera, took his money, and walked away smiling.
The Pope went back to his bench, any idea of finishing up was totally out of the question now. As he sat there, an assistant came up and noticed the camera in the Popes hands. He said, " Your Popeness, nice camera you have there!' To which the Pope replied, " It should be, I just paid a million Lira for it." His assistant's eyes widened and he said, 'Wow! Someone saw you coming!"
(This joke may not cross cultural barriers. In most of the States, when you say, "someone one saw you coming', means that someone saw that you were not very smart with your dealings, and you lost in the transaction very bad.)

 

[Boradan]

Good laugh! Kinda reminds me of another one. The Pope was in his back garden, relaxing on a bench. He felt so good that he decided he would just "rub one out". As he is there in the garden, 'pullin' on the Pope" so to speak...... A Japanese tourist was on the other side of the brick wall that gave the Pope his privacy, so he thought.... The Japanese tourist saw a brick out of the wall and decided to take a peek, as any one would, And Lo and Behold..... He sees the Pope whackin' off! Well, like all good Japanese tourists, he had a camera, so he took a shot of the Pope, pullin' his pope.
The Pope heard the cliick of the camera and rushed over to the wall. He saw the tourist, and said, "Hey, YOU! Let me buy your camera, I will give you one million Lira for that camera!" Well, the tourist knew a good deal when he saw one, and gave the Pope his camera, took his money, and walked away smiling.
The Pope went back to his bench, any idea of finishing up was totally out of the question now. As he sat there, an assistant came up and noticed the camera in the Popes hands. He said, " Your Popeness, nice camera you have there!' To which the Pope replied, " It should be, I just paid a million Lira for it." His assistant's eyes widened and he said, 'Wow! Someone saw you coming!"
(This joke may not cross cultural barriers. In most of the States, when you say, "someone one saw you coming', means that someone saw that you were not very smart with your dealings, and you lost in the transaction very bad.)

HAHAHAHA!