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Whilst ePenguin is out of the room I thought I would say a quick hello. I notice when you hover over his avatar it says he is an unknown quantity. It should read, "ep is a complete twat and should be avoided at all costs!" And I'm his father!
I propose a staff icon for him also that reflects his abject cruelty to the worker Meerkats. He is a real b*stard. Mind you, they are lazy, greedy, heavy tokin critters. But, very loyal.
He's coming back! Gotta go.
Hiya son, fancy a pilchard......
 
There is something very fishy about this thread sir.

Ooooh yes, pilchard, i just got it. Phew!

Stuff the bloody meerkats!

Swing yer pants.
 
Dad,

Have you been on my computer ? I've told you before you senile old goat. Leave alone what u don't understand. Go and feed the Meerkats before you get the back of my hand!
Oh, Hi everyone! Um err oh hang on a min. errr....
Just joking with ya dad me old pal. Didn't mean any of that....
Oh bugger.....
 
Liike most potentially brilliant standup comedians, epenguin seems to have issues ;+}

I think we should supplement the fish diet with some nice fat chips!


Dr Steely.
 
Dafuq is going on here? "Munch..munch..munch

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Here I am, scrubbing m`step(after Mossy decided to open it up to `all-comers`(instead of just me and b0b :yoinks:)...and all I can smell is Stinking Pilchard!(reminds me of a pals `whalepuke` strain"astros Wink wink..") ...Will someone please spark up...Something a little less errr, toxic! :smokeit:
 
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Oh dear. Uhmmm I think I may know something about this. Damn, I must stop getting so stoned. It was meant to be a wedding present for a pal of mine. Must have got the address mixed up.

Many apologies AFN HQ, but how could you not like the smell of rotting pilchard in a morning. That and a girl scout cookie are my fave smells!!

Dont spose I could have 'em back could I ? Oh they look so tasty.

eP.
 
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