I have some bad news. Sorry if this is a bit disjointed, but I'm a little shaken up. I just got back home from work a moment ago to find this:
The place has been ransacked. It's pretty obvious who did it, the floor is covered in two inches of guano, but just to make sure I was in no doubt they left their calling card
This is bad guys, really bad. They took the fish stick seeds and all the seeds in my stash, my glass, everything. All that was left in the drawer where I keep my weed was this
This is fubar, they're nutjobs man, the sickos even took my dogs. I'm getting out of town and laying low for a while, I suggest you do the same everyone. @arty zan , I'm not pointing fingers but this is clearly all your fault. We were fine until you started posting their pictures on here, if I were you I'd consider buying some cod in butter sauces and doing a Birdseye before you find your head being tapdanced on by the happy feet of these lunatics in some kind of gory riverdance.
@epenguin your only chance now is to find Birdseye. That won't be easy, as I've heard he's got several doubles and they're stepping up production in the smoke
I'd start your search there but I don't hold out much hope, he's been one step ahead of us all along, using us to spread the hype about the stick. It's almost as if he planned this from the start, the crafty bastard
ps oh yeah, they must have taken the wife and kids too



@epenguin your only chance now is to find Birdseye. That won't be easy, as I've heard he's got several doubles and they're stepping up production in the smoke


ps oh yeah, they must have taken the wife and kids too