Indoor EUPHORIA UNLIMITED... Heard of it/ tried it?

[Bateyes]

A friend sent me a like to some seeds that claim to have 36% THC! Hard to believe! And $100 per single seed?? Luckily, said friend has some extra beans and is gonna help a brother out... Only suck is its a damned photo. I guess I could chuck it outside. Might be fun to play with its pollen... OH, did I mention 36 THIRTY-SIX % THC.

Hard to believe. Whattya think? Is this true, over exaggerated, or an imaginative stoner's 'pipe' dream. (I believe the guy w/ the seeds, but think HE might have been misled). I didnt want to link the site for conflict of interest, but I copied the description they provide...

Who knows what would happen if got his wand on it!

Price: $995.00USD
Product Description
ORDER ID:CDEUPH – (10 per pack)
EUPHORIA UNLIMITED BUD – Korean, Nepal Ecuador, Brazil, Denmark Genetics
As you may already know, we have been dumping tons of money into research and development. We created the last 2 most powerful strains, Elephant and Upstate, all with great feedback from the cannabis community. The really good news is we have not stopped pouring resources in to R&D, and we have developed a very large yielding plant measuring a consistent 36% THC. It also has the best flavor and can grow in cooler climates. It’s genetic makeup was painstaking and creates a buzz that lasts for over 8 hours using rare phenotypes for a perfect genetic combination:
We have been really lucky with this rare Korean find. Maybe luck has nothing to do with it because the old saying: ”The harder you work, the luckier you get” really is true in all aspects of life.
Anyways, all these knew heavy yields are thanks to the Rare Korean we managed to get our hands onto.
The Danish underground has really been concentrating on getting the highest THC Concentrations, and we also chose Danish genetics to keep the flowering times down and allow for growth in cooler climates.
The Nepal was used for it short flowering and most of all for it potent Narcotic Stone.
The Brazilain plant was used to extend the buzz to last 8-10 hours. It makes the perfect CBD and THC combo.
The Ecuador genetics smooth out the harshness of the actual smoke of the Nepal genetics. This was very difficult, as nothing seemed to be able to smooth out this powerful smoke. We almost used a Peruvian Strain for this purpose, but it just didn’t work as well as we wanted, so we were very lucky to find this Ecuadorian.
Many actors are requesting this strain and are paying $60+/gram. They are saying it’s better than the ”skinny drug” because the high is more Euphoric, lasts longer with no hangovers, allowing them to work the following day. Also, they are getting 10 times the doses from a single gram at half the cost of the ”skinny drug”.
The first puff has your heart starts racing and you immediately feel your eyes glaze over in pink, soon to be a very bright red. You taste kerosene at first, then chocolate and bubblegum on the exhale.The after taste is berries, many types from around the world. One more small puff and you’ll be cruising for 5 hours. A total of 4 puffs and you’ll be Euphoric for 8-10 hours +

INDICA 76%
SATIVA 24%

COMES IN PACK OF 10 ONLY – DO NOT ASK FOR SMALLER PACKS

I hope MY nose doesn't grow just from posting this...

 

[sniper]

i don't know man but id like to try a fat doobie of that and see if its as good as the description says

 

[stanko]

put them in the same category as doggy shit nuts.

load of bollox

 

[KindredSpirit]

Sorry broski... while that is indeed what they claim, that seed bank has bad reviews all over the other forums and they've been cited on numerous "Bad Seed Company", "Don't Deal With These Guys", and "F#ck These A#sholes" lists.

 

[KindredSpirit]

I will add that if you're getting the beans for free, then you have nothing to lose!! Grow it out and get it tested for its active THC %.

 

[sniper]

might be why they are $995 so they can get ya for as much as possible

 

[JM]

yeah, anybody charging that for seeds is either crazy or their "8 hours of high" claims are true... pfffft! if you got free beans... run em!!! lets see this shit! damn! you have a few good grows under your belt? a ph meter? (water and soil),the works? HID lighting ... good ventilation?, smell control? I'd do all that before I dropped them... if half what they are sayin is true... you dont wanna mess that up... and def make more beans!!!!

:smokebuds:

 

[GCase]

Plants do have genetic limitations. Might be able to produce a high THC hash. Nothing is ever going to go to 36% (I hope). Who would want it; I wouldn't and might switch to a softer substance like glue. :twist: The anxiety level would be intolerable. Xanax would be taken by the hand full. And our friends would start another witch hunt--news flash--a new "triple skunk" has now been developed and is being sold to our...

 

[Bateyes]

yeah, anybody charging that for seeds is either crazy or their "8 hours of high" claims are true...

I was dubious from the start. A bill per seed? Got rip-off written all over it. Another reason I didnt link the site. Ill prob give them to a friend to grow out, and Ill stick to AFs, thanks! Im hooked. They are just too much fun to watch grow! It might be nice to have a bag of pollen- if its for real- cause it sounds like it has a place in the medicine cabinet. Like when you get hit by a train, or something. Its nice to have a good selection. In all my years of smoking, Ive never known the background of what Im smoking until now. I need to get a 100% indie and a 100% sati dube and see whats what. Ive never had the opportunity to do a head to head... I have noticed the last few years that some smoke makes me anxious. Ive never had an issue with that before, and its only certain smoke... At least learning about the diffs is FUN!!!

Thanks, guys, for confirming my suspicion. I would love to see a lab analysis on their site! Or-better yet, like Kindred said- of my own EU grow.

 

[Bateyes]

AS. So its the sativa that sometimes cause anxiety?

--Thanks, BTW!