Live Stoner Chat Evol's thought of the day

[evol]

I have cameras watching my doors but none in the yard lookin at the basement window. Also no DVR they just let me know whos at the door without having to get up.
I guess maybe its time to buy a dvr and one more cam.

I followed the prints down the street but lost them in the tire tracks from all the cars. I would have followed them straight to the source if I could have.

 

[sniper]

I'd be boarding up the basement windows and get the dvr and 2 more cams one on the window and one in the back

 

[Magic]

I wonder who was trying to look though my basement window last night... Those footprints in the snow are from someone

Is your house meter on that side of the house? Had the same thing happend and ny lady told me the meter reader had been by earlier. I'd say keep a close eye on anyone who comes around the house for a while DVr would be nice

 

[evol]

I have the windows already covered in black plastic so you cant see through. My water meter is near there but the prints went to the window not close enough to read the meter.

 

[Ronin]

My suggestion:
Homeboy security

 

[epenguin]

I would as well if I could get away with it. Followed by a gag, some cable ties and duck tape. Then an intense session of electrodes on the bollocks.

Steady on pal, have we been watching too many Pulp Fiction type movies. It will be blowtorches n pliers next. You are scaring me pal !!!

No more than they deserve actually.

eP.

 

[evol]

Todays thought

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around it does NOT make a sound. It will make vibrations but unless something is around to have ear bones (or hair etc..) vibrate and in turn have thier brain process that into "sound" it is only vibrations...not noise

 

[evol]

Todays thought

Soaking an organic vanilla bean in top shelf organic vodka for 6 - 12 months makes the best vanilla extract ever

 

[evol]

Todays thought

The Brontosaurus never existed.

 

[epenguin]

The Brontosaurus never existed.

If a Brontosaurus fell over in the woods and you tracked the footsteps, would you be able to hear it shout "Help"

No, cuz it was never there! or was it ?

eP's alternative thought of the day is..........

When you consider that our UK Head of State is the Queen, who is head honcho of the Church of England.......

Bugger, the phone just rang. I lost my train of thought now. Fecked if I can think where I was going with this.

Early onset of dementia methinks. Like father like son.

Sorry Evol, absolutely no idea what I was gonna say. Strewth, eP.