Live Stoner Chat I need job. can. dilution work?

[simple420]

I need employment and I need to pass a urine exam.

I have come up with these items
CrEATiNe
BCAA
Tums
Multivatamin
Extra B-6

In theory I should utinate some extra yellow stuff that contains trace salts and minerals with protein/creatinine in it.

What you guys think?

 

[arcticjake]

Not recently, but I have passed several urine tests using 'test' products. Usually a flavored drink (with creatine monohydrate) consumed 1 hour before exam, then some water, pee once then go to test. Pre-employment and insurance physicals were passed. The grape one caused some issues cause the nurse started trippin cuz my piss was greenish 'I'm sending this straight to the lab, you put something in it', after pH test and temperature check. I told her that I had drank like a quart of grape sport drink but she was positive that I had adulterated the sample. Job offer a week later.