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but ya jus HAD to mention it NOW, DIDN'TCHA-?!! :wall: ppp



my Missy luvz rollin around to get her belly petted & other asst affectionary gesturez, but omg, don't even try to pick her up & hold her :yoinks: :nono: :shrug: the moral of the story being -> catz are....fuckin weird :doh: :kitty: ppp
Yeah, I made that mistake with an ex girlfriend's cat a rather long time back now. It was the cutest, friendliest little cat you have ever met. Would purr against you and go all slitty eyed in ecstacy if you paid attention and petted her. Then she would relax and roll over and present her belly to be rubbed. Which I did, naively, not knowing the routine. It was a trap. The whole damn performance. To shorten the story, the mistake cost me blood. Invitations be damned, never even think about touching an offered cat belly. About a nanosecond or so after the first finger touched the belly, all claws and teeth were instantly buried in my arm. Rather tricky to remove, it turned out. I, honorary stoner status notwithstanding, never made that mistake again. :crying:
 
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Ok I'll just make sure when I kick the bucket I roll in then 😂
Just make sure the lean is in the right direction when the Reaper knocks on the shoulder. :crying:
 
That's how my grandmother and great grandmother did it. All the pasta was made with forks, knives, spoons, and hands. No doubt Frank has knife skills and decent cutlery :pass:
Plus I’ve made about five thousand batches of fresh pasta…back in the dizay… :pass:
 
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