He's almost 12 and she just turned 9.
My son is going through puberty and I'm preeeeeetty sure he's figured out how some of his man stuff works.
Little shit takes 3 showers a day. Long showers too. I have to do laundry daily or I'd have no bath towels! One time I heard a super loud "thud" while he was in the shower and he shouts loudly "I'm okay!!!"
I replied "you have your whole life to abuse that thing son, take it down a notch!"