Or the grapevine.....

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#JustSayin
I said to hubby what if I had been there topless sunbathing....?...

..he said don't worry... he's in his house a couple of miles away...he wouldn't see you........

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He's live screening our patio to your phone you daft twat......

...of course he'd bloody see me....and I wouldn't have a Clue that he was watching.....That's the scary part.