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Gawwwd damn.
I was supposed to trip with friend Joe yesterday, but my booty call was messaging me asking to hang out.
Well she took all day; then she has to help her mom move some stuff, and she decides to rain check until today.
Well Joe never came over, and now he wants to come over today and eat mushrooms.
Well my smart ass, decides at 10 pm last night "no ass, no Joe, I guess I'll eat some mushrooms by myself."
Fast forward to about 3 am and I'm watching live streams of a bird feeder in Switzerland with a massive bowl of ice cream covered in strawberry syrup.
Woke up to a white t-shirt covered in red strawberry syrup.
I was supposed to trip with friend Joe yesterday, but my booty call was messaging me asking to hang out.
Well she took all day; then she has to help her mom move some stuff, and she decides to rain check until today.
Well Joe never came over, and now he wants to come over today and eat mushrooms.
Well my smart ass, decides at 10 pm last night "no ass, no Joe, I guess I'll eat some mushrooms by myself."
Fast forward to about 3 am and I'm watching live streams of a bird feeder in Switzerland with a massive bowl of ice cream covered in strawberry syrup.
Woke up to a white t-shirt covered in red strawberry syrup.
