Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '26

[Suki]

Knitting is all she has after the accident…. You see, she was getting wasted on the cooking wine and smoking cigarettes. She was too drunk to stand so she was sprawled out on the couch, taking swigs from her bottle in between puffs off her cigarette while watching reruns of old Maury Povich shows from the nineties. Suddenly, the cherry from her cigarette falls off, directly into her eye…. In a moment of shocked terror, she rolls off the couch and hits her teeth right on the top of her bottle of swill…knocking all four front ones out.

Now, she’s a snaggle toothed one eyed nag that halves her time between knitting and trolling the xenfro help forums looking for unsuspecting stoners who just want help getting their drug forum up and running again. Bitch.



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You won’t find witty banter like this over on sockknittersanonymous.com

I assure you….

Pretty sure drinking cooking wine would give one hypertension, just saying

 

[Mossy]

Pretty sure drinking cooking wine would give one hypertension, just saying

@Suki a Mom of 4.... Well Done you girl...looks like a hard journey getting there...

But you did......you are a Warrior.......great knitting too...

 

[Suki]

Thanks for the rep guys! Apparently the guy that was coming by to work on the heat today came and left in the time between when he called and said he was close and when I got pants on and went downstairs. So now we're without heat till tomorrow at least. I've only been waiting for him since 10am.

 

[Suki]

@Suki a Mom of 4.... Well Done you girl...looks like a hard journey getting there...

But you did......you are a Warrior.......great knitting too...

Thanks @Mossy
Had to do the diabetic diet and insulin and ended up needing a csection but it was all worth it, and he made it to term so no nicu!

 

[Suki]

Honestly IMPO I think we can get more new members with a reddit style forum. The few people I've referred here my age and younger have complained how this forum is setup. The young generation likes the reddit setup rather then the old school forum look we have here

The old school forum look reminds me of my childhood lol

 

[Frankthetank]

Pretty sure drinking cooking wine would give one hypertension, just saying

So….
This whole thing is gonna fall all the way apart if you start taking my jokes seriously….. I mean, uhhhh….seriously, I’m unserious….seriously

 

[Frankthetank]

 

[Mike20132]

I frequent a website that shows various clips taken from people's windows. I have seen a few interesting things to say the least. For this one, I am stumped as to the nature of one object. Anyone recognize this?

 

[Suki]

If u aren’t old enough to have shopped at a spencers gifts at the mall u probably don’t know who M.C. Escher is!

I was at the mall with #1 and #2 a couple weeks ago so #1 could get a bday gift for his gf from hot topic. They didnt have what he was looking for and he was like "I guess we can go look and see if they have it at the scary store" and I was just like "you mean Spencer's?" I guess he got jumpscared by the back wall when he was there with his gf last time lmao

 

[Frankthetank]

I frequent a website that shows various clips taken from people's windows. I have seen a few interesting things to say the least. For this one, I am stumped as to the nature of one object. Anyone recognize this?

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I’d categorize that as “art”….. which is known to be subjective. So, depending on your personal perspective, and or perception…. It’s either an interesting cottage made object meant to illicit a feeling or an interesting conversation……OR….. it’s the literal arm of a man named Art, whose been murdered, casted and partially buried by some serial killer with a wicked good green thumb and a whimsical side