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[Son of Hobbes]

That looks like Celsius bacon.

What makes it Celsius bacon?

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

What makes it Celsius bacon?

Being Canadian

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Being Canadian

I was born and raised in North Dakota. I'm like 33% Canadian by proxy, friend.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

So my 9 year old daughter brings an 18 inch snake shed from one of her mom's snakes to school today, drops it in the corner of her classroom, and tells the teacher she found a snake skin. What turned into sheer panic and finally a confession, turned into her teacher giving permission to "prank" other classrooms with the same prank, since it was so good. After what I'm told was several classrooms, animal control was nearly called before the beans spilled.

This was the story shared with us by her teacher tonight at Parent/Teacher Conferences.

 

[Olderfart]

Yes it worked perfectly thank you!

Grilling a package of center cut bacon:
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AWE SHIT!
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I am not even stoned.............

First bounce rule applies in my house - if the dog gets there before the second bounce, it is all hers. She loves her bacon...

 

[Olderfart]

Good morfnoevight all you stubborn stoners!


I replace all of my emitters with every new grow. Then every cube gets two emmiters and I watch them like a hawk because even with a strong pump and NO ORGANICS in the reservoir a clogged emitter happens!


Yes, I just need to find them. I will look around. Yes I have them in a zipped up file ready to go.



Can you get replies to stick to the original post?


@PurpleMonster I had/have trouble remembering what time zone other people are in so I coined a word to deal with that:

Definition:
Morfnoevight mōrf nō vīt
Noun 1. A word to encompass Morning, Afternoon, Evening and Night.
Commonly used in a greeting or salutation when communicating live worldwide. Good morfnoevight.

Mañ'O'Green

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I have been on a long TB because of all my heart problems and new meds. My cupboard is full so I don’t need to grow but I am getting the itch to end the TB and drop some seeds! ▶ On the Menu

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I gave up on emitters, open tube and distribution plate works a treat and never ever plugs. But you need to control the irrigation to seconds to adjust the amount added.

 

[Olderfart]

What I pulled out of PSP.
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Was the whole plant pollenated? Really nice haul!

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I gave up on emitters, open tube and distribution plate works a treat and never ever plugs. But you need to control the irrigation to seconds to adjust the amount added.

I've tried a few different emitter types; I've found some work better than others. I've also found (and to @Mañ'O'Green 's suggestion and point,) you need to do at least 2+ per plant. When I was at cutting edge, we put FOUR per plant (it was drain to waste, which was a huge fucking waste let me tell you lol,) but same logic. If even 1 or 2 fails in the grow, it's not likely all 4 will.

 

[Olderfart]

Do they call you the RibeyeGuy because you like grilling? You should see some of the stuff these guys post in here.

No kidding! I have had to change more than one slobbered on shirt!

 

[Olderfart]

I've tried a few different emitter types; I've found some work better than others. I've also found (and to @Mañ'O'Green 's suggestion and point,) you need to do at least 2+ per plant. When I was at cutting edge, we put FOUR per plant (it was drain to waste, which was a huge fucking waste let me tell you lol,) but same logic. If even 1 or 2 fails in the grow, it's not likely all 4 will.

I use a splitter to lead to four open tubes per plant. Two would also work, but four makes sure nutes are well distributed on the plate before it goes through to the medium. Least hassle yet in my experience, and I have not once had an issue with nute delivery. Other than a timer issue once, but recovery went fine without consequence to the grow.