Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '26

[Waira]

Then honest to god...I let out this fart like I never farted for a long time......took us both by Surprise... Gus spun his head like the exorcist and gave me the most disgusted look you have ever seen on a dogs face....

I am impressed Aunty! ...not only have you achieved that gastric nirvana in your old age of not givin' the least fek-all about your gas and proximal victims, you have also outright scared the dog!!
THAT, is worthy of cock-eyed praise

 

[Waira]

Morning stranger @Waira ..you need a strong joint and the snuggle puppy...?....

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...evenin'/mornin' luv ...hope your guts are not in riot anymore... I snicker, thinking of you blasting the bed sheet clean off and getting even with hubby, whom I'd wager has spared you damn little over the years... Thanks for the proper yuks, it tickled my puerile funny bone proper!

Just got in from work, time for a nice shower and then tuck into me bong with some Mango Sapphire, a solid myrcene bomb

 

[420Forever]

You okay @420Forever ...?.....

all good here ppp

 

[Mossy]

whom I'd wager has spared you damn little over the years... Thanks for the proper yuks, it tickled my puerile funny bone proper!

The first time I went to a family do with hubbys mother...wed borrowed a transit people carrier..she was tiny so hubby lifted her out of the van and as her feet touched the ground she let out this rip-roaring fart that had no right coming out of a lady so small...hubby didn't know where to look...I'm absolutely corpsed in my seat... ..trying not to cry...

And she never flackered...trotted off as if it never happened.....


It's hereditary...sigh.....all the 'lastic has gone in his sphincter...if he's upright and walking he backfires.....

Enjoy your smoke... #SleepTight

 

[Waira]

The first time I went to a family do with hubbys mother...wed borrowed a transit people carrier..she was tiny so hubby lifted her out of the van and as her feet touched the ground she let out this rip-roaring fart that had no right coming out of a lady so small...hubby didn't know where to look...I'm absolutely corpsed in my seat... ..trying not to cry...

And she never flackered...trotted off as if it never happened.....


It's hereditary...sigh.....all the 'lastic has gone in his sphincter...if he's upright and walking he backfires.....

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Enjoy your smoke... #SleepTight

verily, she must have visibly shrank from it! ...it's an Art mate, the Aloof Poof
Me Pops could partly propel himself up stairs as he climbed them via jet power, each step a staccatto burst! ...Mum was unamused, more worried though about something more solid getting expelled along the way

 

[Waira]

BTW I'm loving the Pink Panther stuff you're found lately!

 

[Mossy]

verily, she must have visibly shrank from it! ...it's an Art mate, the Aloof Poof
Me Pops could partly propel himself up stairs as he climbed them via jet power, each step a staccatto burst! ...Mum was unamused, more worried though about something more solid getting expelled along the way

Same worries here...and being in the jet-stream....

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it's an Art mate, the Aloof Poof

I thought it was a good icebreaker..I didn't realise it was a genetic Warning.....he says ooops..I cannot hear them now...

And I say it's your ass cheeks rattling...not your ruddy ear drums....

 

[Mossy]

Sorry in advance @Frankthetank ...

 

[Mossy]

@DDubs @PinkyNotTheBrain @Dab


Hugs and mugs...... looks like we've got us a #Smokebreak.

 

[Mossy]

The world's smartest COW! Brown Swiss has 'extraordinary intelligence'

Veronika, a brown Swiss cow from the Austrian village of Carinthia, shocked researchers with the first documented case of a cow working out how to scratch itself with a stick.

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Give a cow a brush and it can scratch it's own back.....