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Good morfnoevight all of you supper bowl of stoners!

I had a bad stomach day yesterday, I think it may have been from a can of sardines I ate the day before. I think they were just too rich and were really fishy tasting so I ate a piece of bread with them to cut the flavor a bit. I spent hours running to the throne until I was evacuated. It felt like my heart was involved but it was just a lot of digestive system pain. Ms. MOG made me a big bowl of mushroom soup with a couple of pieces of sourdough toast last night and things have calmed down in time for Stupper Bowl.

I have made 3 dipping sauces for chicken wingettes that I will cook in the oven with copious amounts of baking powder to make them crisp, honey teriyaki, Estrada's Red Sauce and Ranch Dressing. I am also going to make fresh leek and spinach dip, Classic Onion dip (homemade) with Ruffle's chips for dipping. I will record the game and time shift it to speed through the boring game and watch the commercials. Last year's commercials were very disappointing and with this years political climate I expect the same. Many automobile manufactures are bowing out because their future is so murky.

I had a good breakfast this morning! Ham and cheese omelet Praeger's mushroom risoto patty, mycelium yogurt blueberry granola and a wonderful Rwanda/Brazil espresso roasted Vienna.
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Doing alright….we had a big cold snap and got almost two feet of snow…but it’s warm now…75 today.

How much longer on your probation?

Those beans make it?

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I’m pretty sure they made it I’ll have to check the P.O. Box and see, thank ya kindly.i believe it’s over in may which can’t come soon enough I’m tired of this shit
 
I’m pretty sure they made it I’ll have to check the P.O. Box and see, thank ya kindly.i believe it’s over in may which can’t come soon enough I’m tired of this shit
I had probation out of 2 separate counties when i was like 19 and i kept messing it up with failed drug tests and shit so i just stopped going! First time i got caught they reinstated it! 2nd time i got caught after months of not going i got weekends in jail (late friday til early early Sunday) so got 3 days worth and X 2 since it was on the weekends and had to do like 10 weekends! Weekend #8 was on a holiday (can’t remember which 25yrs later) but it had downtown traffic all whack and wasn’t gonna make it on time which meant i would have to do the weekend but get no credit so i said fuck it I would serve the rest when they caught me! Wound up running til i was like 23 and was tired of not having a DL so i contacted the one i just dipped on 3yrs prior and they let me come pay my fines and fees and gave me dismissal papers that day! Other one was something similar cuz i didn’t serve another day of jail or probation! :shrug::crying::cooldance:
 
Mossy egged me on. And besides, that meme is probably going to be considered more historical fact than satire I have a feeling.



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. Grass..... ?...:pass:


In my defence....I thought it was going to be pervy boy stuff......:crying:...not P..P. Politics...

I honestly thought it was a cultural difference...we rip the piss out of all of our politicians....:coffee:..then I saw you have a US version of Have I got News for you...so some of you must have a sense of humour about it.

We had the US host guest hosting the UK version and I thought... hmmmmmmm..this could be fun..the Americans don't do political piss take..but the guy had me cracked up...

So I guess what we might say is........American Stoners don't do politics....:pighug:...


 
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So I guess what we might say is........American Stoners don't do politics....:pighug:...
Being an outlier with no dog in the fight for either party it's easy to find humor in both sides. There was some funny stuff when Bush Jr was in office. To all politicians I say, "Leave me the fuck alone with my plants and stop grabbing money out of my wallet for selfish lame shit."
 
Steven Colbert does the best humor he can with our politics. The problem is the reality is too far from humorous right now. We will survive and we will definitely feel like survivors, after all we survived the Red Coats :rofl: .
 
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