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I'm getting all these suggestions on YouTube about opening the third eye and I'm like wtf and clicked.
It's not about anuses at all
It's not about anuses at all
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The first woman I saw get a tattoo was a lovely friend..she was madly in love with her first boyfriend.
She was a big lass ..with a massive chest...and she got a single red rose..with his name on it right in the middle of a boobie..so it would show above her top...
I looked and I thought...my god...how long is the stem on that rose gonna be when she hits 60.......
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Her boyfriend got the name of his ex girlfriend crossed out on an existing tattoo...
...and her name added instead.....
She was a big lass ..with a massive chest...and she got a single red rose..with his name on it right in the middle of a boobie..so it would show above her top...
I looked and I thought...my god...how long is the stem on that rose gonna be when she hits 60.......
..Her boyfriend got the name of his ex girlfriend crossed out on an existing tattoo...
...and her name added instead.....
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I looked and I thought...my god...how long is the stem on that rose gonna be when she hits 60.......
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I'm getting all these suggestions on YouTube about opening the third eye and I'm like wtf and clicked.
It's not about anuses at all
Aw gawd....
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There was an old dragon at work...who liked to think of herself as young..cough..cough..you know the type.. divorced..over 50 and on double doses of HRT....man killer...
She went to Blackpool on a girls trip and got a butterfly tattooed on her upper thigh...so she could hitch her skirt to show the boys...
...One of the guys took a look and said wow..that tattoo is so life like...the tattooist's has even got the Wrinkles in the wings..it must have just hatched............
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