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Wife noticed a Bald Face Hornets nest in our shop. Nasty little shits.
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I tried spraying a hornet nest embedded in a pile of wood chips. with some bad-ass wasp spray that could shoot a 15' stream. That wasn't far enough... they knew it was me, and went into attack mode. I was mostly covered with long clothes and canvas hat, but I got stung on the ear. After I got stung in the butt, right through my pants I surrendered and hauled ass.
[@Fermented_Fruitz hauling donkey meme goes here]
 
Am I getting too personal if I ask about the state of your anus, Sir?
As a matter of fact, since I was hospitalized for a week last year with E.coli sepsis and accute colitis, now I'm lactose intolerant and hemorrhoids. The only cancer here is leukemia and a renal tumor they can't take out to send to the lab because my spleen is too huge and my platelets to low. I don't think it has anything to do with anything I smoked 60 years ago. Hmm next time I see the doc for a checkup I'll sure ask her to check the back door.
 
I heard about people spraying down weed with sugared water.so it gains weight, but that's something else, right?
I know the mexican dirt weed we used to get would be sprayed with it so they could then smoosh it down into the brick shape! Why quite often someone would open a fresh brick and it would be covered in mold and mildew from it not being dried afterwards before it was wrapped in plastic! Glad those days are gone!
 
Speaking of back door, a story.
In the 80's I was locked up with a pair of Greek-American armored car robbers. The dad of one of them was there too, only implicated because he hid some of the money. The dad didn't speak very good English. He suffered from hemorrhoids. At 7:00 AM there was "pill line" where you could get Tylenol or whatever, or possibly convince them that you needed to see a doctor. The dad went to pill line, and told the nurse through the hole in the glass, "pain in back, pain in back." She slid a tube of Bengay under the glass. A little later he was in severe distress.

P.S. - one of the cousins later sold the story of their heist, and a movie was made about their misadventure, called "Empire State" (2013)
 
He suffered from hemorrhoids.

"pain in back, pain in back." She slid a tube of Bengay under the glass.

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A little later he was in severe distress.

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ya, i'm good....except my alertz aren't workin at all now :cuss: ppp

Every once in a while I have to go in to my preferences on site and disable and then reenable them to get them working again :shrug::goodluck: :d5: :pass:
 
I heard about people spraying down weed with sugared water.so it gains weight, but that's something else, right?
I think that, since sugar is hydrophilic (attracts water?), it keeps the weed from getting too dry. I'm glad I grow my own so I know there's nothing added
 
Every once in a while I have to go in to my preferences on site and disable and then reenable them to get them working again :shrug::goodluck: :d5: :pass:

ya, sumtimez, u hafta redo the "unwatch/watch" thing for a specific thread to make it work, but not even that was workin las nite....funnee thing, it was jus LS it was doin it on, but not any of my other watched threadz....but meh, either way, it'z workin ok today, so....:shrug: ppp
 
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