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[Azton]

I felt like a genius until I realized this crossword puzzle was for children

 

[Azton]

The children around here are no smarter than prawn I swear to God

 

[Azton]

I've seen a kid drink a juice box by emptying it on the sidewalk, sucking it up with his sock and you see where this goes. You trying to tell me that kid does crossword puzzles?

 

[Azton]

That kid hasn't figured out where the shapes goes in his baby gym. And he's 12.

 

[Mossy]

Afternoon Mossy all good here weather is changing to fall temps last couple days have been in the low 70’s

you good?

Funny enough...our mornings are feeling more like September...but the day temps are still oppressive.

The farmers around us traditionally have August off....too hot to plant and try to keep hydrated...but the last week a few fields of artichokes have been planted....... makes me wonder what the farmers know.......

 

[Lil Dab]

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Not here! Our colder temps are a high of 93 today so prob feel close to 100 out!

I’m going to enjoy this while I can cause it will be snowing before I know it

 

[Lil Dab]

Funny enough...our mornings are feeling more like September...but the day temps are still oppressive.

The farmers around us traditionally have August off....too hot to plant and try to keep hydrated...but the last week a few fields of artichokes have been planted....... makes me wonder what the farmers know.......

Yup we noticed yesterday talking to some apple farmers that they are starting to pick already which typically means summer is over

 

[Azton]

I remember having problems understanding how a sidewalk works once on mushrooms. I had to sit down and wonder a minute. But how does it benefit society?

 

[Azton]

I still don't think I understand them fully.

 

[Olderfart]

I got it for wanting to use my left hand then again for being messy with my right. How does a ruler on the back of a hand improve dexterity?

Studies show that corporal punishment decreases general intelligence. Could explain a few things....(me not you)

All it accomplished was youthful angry rebellion. We can both attest to that.

Thank the universe for giving us weed to help us deal with that then put it to an end.

As far as I can tell in the long range rear view mirror, it never did a thing for or against me. I doubt that my behaviour would have been much different with or without the punishment. Mind you, I think the ruler might have made me a bit more careful not to be caught. It is not that I did anything mean or important, I just resisted the arbitrary bs students were ruled over with. I suspect that some of my superiors later in life learned a bit about my resistance to arbitrary or political bs.