I bought a tv stand with an electric fireplace insert in it, thinking "oh this doesn't look hard to put together."
There are 10,000 pieces. Literally. For fucks sake. You know, when I was 18 it was a right of passage to go to the local town gas station and buy your first porno mag. As I asked "Tiny," the nickname of this massively fat white haired old man, for his finest Hustler and Playboy, and he turned to me and told me something that I never forgot to this day. "Only a fool warms himself with a picture of a fire." Well, fuck fat ass Tiny. He clearly didn't try putting the Noah's Ark of fire place tv stands together. I swear there's two of everything in this bitch.