Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '25

[Nightqueen]

For some of our Native American and First Nations tribes crows and ravens have spiritual significance as guides and harbingers, and are treated like family.

I just came home from a dogwalk. Guess who followed... little Charlie waiting for treats.

ravens and crows have for some - a special place here too. In Norse mythology for example. They also get lot of hate by some people, but these flying guys are so smart, they even outsmart most dogs and know who is good or bad and remember that for years. they are highly intelligent. I really love this guy following me... luckily we aren't allowed here to own them as pets , as they are protected - wild animals aren't pets '- so it should be their decision, and to me that's just a natural connection on a spiritual level.

 

[Frankthetank]

New tool for my mobile vasectomy unit.
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“Cob’s Mobile Vasectomy and Toe Nail Trimmery”. ……

I can see it on the side of your truck now, in old timey lettering…you’ll need to grow a handlebar mustache…..

 

[Frankthetank]

 

[iWumbo]

I actually made the mistake of getting circumcised as an adult. Most painful experience of my life, they fucked up and like hit a vein before stitching back up and it got so swollen and purple they had to drain the blood so I had to go back in and they had to cut me up more, and then the pharmacy wouldn’t fill my pain killers so I had to go to the ER and get morphine cuz the pain was INSANE they thankfully gave me plenty of Oxys to last until I healed but damn wouldn’t wish that in my worst enemy
Anywayssssssssss

 

[Frankthetank]

I actually made the mistake of getting circumcised as an adult. Most painful experience of my life, they fucked up and like hit a vein before stitching back up and it got so swollen and purple they had to drain the blood so I had to go back in and they had to cut me up more, and then the pharmacy wouldn’t fill my pain killers so I had to go to the ER and get morphine cuz the pain was INSANE they thankfully gave me plenty of Oxys to last until I healed but damn wouldn’t wish that in my worst enemy
Anywayssssssssss

 

[Mara Cachafa]

Back in the day I used to have a side gig as a bouncer at various bars and clubs in VA Beach….

I was chilling in the corner one night in this dance club….watching this drunk guy staring at this hot girl on the other side of the dance floor…. He stands up, chugs the rest of his beer…starts walking across the dance floor, obviously rehearsing what he was about to say….stops mid dance floor to pump up both shoes…walks over, slurs something unintelligible…. She hits him with her purse….he turns to walk away….loses his balance and falls all the way down a flight of stairs….

The only part of Virginia Beach I got to see was the jail. My alleged weed crime was 150 miles offshore, so I didn't see much of the area. I do remember the view crossing the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, chained in a U.S. Marshals van... me last taste of sea air for a long while.

 

[Cobstopper]

Good Morning Frank.........and everyone else.........Hope you all have an awesome day........a little bit of Weeeeeeeeed! will help make it memorable ...........

 

[Mara Cachafa]

I actually made the mistake of getting circumcised as an adult. Most painful experience of my life, they fucked up and like hit a vein before stitching back up and it got so swollen and purple they had to drain the blood so I had to go back in and they had to cut me up more, and then the pharmacy wouldn’t fill my pain killers so I had to go to the ER and get morphine cuz the pain was INSANE they thankfully gave me plenty of Oxys to last until I healed but damn wouldn’t wish that in my worst enemy
Anywayssssssssss

They didn't apply medical leeches?

 

[Frankthetank]

They didn't apply medical leeches?

Mmmmm…. Those were clearly recreational leeches…..

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

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They must have found out how expensive it is to repatriate a body... .

And she must be señorita gorda and they must charge by the pound if they went this route and it took 5 family members to lift her into her seat!

A clip show called customer wars had this exact thing happen in brazil but they realized at the ticket counter that the drunk passenger in the wheelchair was actually dead!