They make waterproof phones but none of them is crap proof, from the phone's POV people are nothing but crap

That said I think my phone is getting ready to take a crap on me
That is beautiful and I can almost smell it with my eyes. Fresh Yellow corn tortillas fried momentarily in hot seasoned lard, just to give the tortilla a flexible sauce resistant surface. While still hot (as you can) roll shredded Tillamook Cheddar aged and mild 50/50 with fresh diced brown/yellow onion. Roll as much into the enchilada as you can be generous with the onion but you don't want it to own the show. Place them seam side down in a dish and refrigerate at least an hour. If refrigerating longer that that cover with plastic film or parchment and a damp towel. When ready to heat for service use an ovenproof plate in a 450°F oven. Cover the enchilada with sauce completely, any bald spots will burn/dry before the cheese is melted inside. Garnish with some grated cheese and cook for about 15 minutes or more depending on your oven and load.
You laugh but I made rent more than once with cans and bottles.
You got something against burnt kisses? I am glad I am not there because those little molten lava balls of chocolate would have burnt me for sure. I never wait long enough.
That Opossum was out in the road afraid of the white line when some driver not afraid of the white line turned it into road kill, then the bird of prey ( hard to say for sure what kind of bird) thought it found dinner all laid out on a white table when thwap road kill buddies.