Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '25

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

Did I tell you about hubbys friend when he got his hands on some illicit Viagra..?..... ..it still cracks me up..

Old golfer friend of hubbys got some Viagra...and decided to invite an old retired prostitute to practice with him...

After the first performance they were delighted to find he was still hard and decided to go for a second round.

He says..I must go to the toilet first..stood up and promptly passed out... apparently you can't have all the circulation in one small area of the body......

Better still......he gets wedged between the bed and the wall...and the lady wasn't strong enough to lift him...so they had to call the fire brigade to come and rescue him in all his naked glory..with a Viagra hard on.........


OMG...I would have just died with embarrassment........

He was quite badly injured too...broken ribs..black eye...hubby said he looked like he had done a couple of rounds with Mike Tyson......

He forgot to ask....was it really really worth it....?.....

 

[Drownomatic]

 

[Mossy]

There was an actual pensions Viagra smuggling gang a couple of counties away......all 60-80 years old..

Spanish priest arrested by police for trafficking Viagra

The clergyman's diocese has expressed regret at his alleged actions. As well as Viagra, the priest was found to have other aphrodisiac substances.

www.euronews.com

 

[Frankthetank]

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

There was an actual pensions Viagra smuggling gang a couple of counties away......all 60-80 years old..

Spanish priest arrested by police for trafficking Viagra

The clergyman's diocese has expressed regret at his alleged actions. As well as Viagra, the priest was found to have other aphrodisiac substances.

www.euronews.com

The clergyman's....

Good thing he got that podium to hide behind

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

View attachment 1768209

This would be more inspiring if every time I hurled myself into the abyss i discovered it was a featherbed but its most certainly a punji trap

 

[Mossy]

This would be more inspiring if every time I hurled myself into the abyss i discovered it was a featherbed but its most certainly a punji trap

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

 

[Mossy]

The clergyman's....

Good thing he got that podium to hide behind

Did you ever see police academy and see what happened under the podium.

I couldn't look at Bill Clinton standing in front of a podium for years without laughing after that.....

X and Spotify go down for multiple users after tech giant's huge global outage

X is reportedly down due to a "service outage", according to Down Detector, which is said to be linked to Cloudflare disruption

www.mirror.co.uk

Just incase anyone is trying.....

 

[Jean-O]

Do it!
In 3 months it'll be almost like new. I've had a plate in my foot a new knee and a new hip on one side. Totaly worth it each time. I'm on a list for the other hip, and I'll be mobile again.

Ive got 2 more years of child support to get through before it's a possibility. Definitely don't want to upset the FOC in my final hours.