So we've got a bit of movement and some weird news.
Sour Stomper and 4AM have popped their head above dirt. 4AM came this morning, and Stomper some time tonight. Seeing as it's been almost a week they've been in the dirt, after soaking, I figured I'd poke around and see what the hold up was. Fantasmo was digging in the wrong direction, so I flip turned it and hopefully it's still good to go.
CQ and CDLC, more worryingly, have not even cracked. I brought them up closer to the surface, and moistened them again. 3BOG, the replacement for the Sour Hound, is the most mysterious: it has simply vanished (aka I couldn't find it in 5 minutes of looking). Anyhow, anything not moving by Thursday will be replaced, at which time I will also update my germination protocol by starting with root riots and taking better care of temp+humidity.