I have no idea what the hell y'all are talking bout but welcome brother and good luck with your future grows! Penguins and swans and pooooo! Oh my!

I have no idea what the hell y'all are talking bout but welcome brother and good luck with your future grows! 
Billy my boy,
get those tie's clipped. you will give us AFN-ers a bad name. Scruffy cable ties! In a grow room! The shame of it.
If I knew you were such a slovenly grower I would not have been so keen to welcome ya. Tut tut. If my old man
(Daddy Penguin) who was in the Royal Air Force (SPS) ( Special Penguin Service ) could see that, he would turn in his
watery grave. Well, he would if he were dead. Which he isn't. Yet. I digress. Often!
* The above is called Brit humour. (Sarcasm) Not to be taken literally. I have to insert such disclaimers as the flaming
I often receive is painful. And probably justified.
Thanks for the explanation of Billy Madison. It went straight over my head. But I understand now. I think. I may watch the film. Good is it? eP.