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[Crafty croatian]

......of outdoor growing in the north east of England.

Another cold and rainy day. No growth for the White Widows and deep in mould territory. They're shut in the shed again today.

I really need and want to go indoors, under lights. Unfortunately the missus won't allow it, because it's "drugs" and the electricity costs.

What to do? I've considered setting up a bizarre fatal accident involving a lawn mower and a pond. But I've got neither. Or rewiring my Telecaster, causing a blue flash and a loud bang. But she doesn't play guitar.

Any of you good folks got any suggestions for resolving this impasse?

 

[Mossy]

Welcome to our Home @Crafty croatian ..you could do what I did..and get on the next plane out to Alicante.....Newcastle to Alicante has heap flights..

Or..you could buy the missus an electric chair..and see if she'll let you plug it in..

 

[Crafty croatian]

Welcome to our Home @Crafty croatian ..you could do what I did..and get on the next plane out to Alicante.....Newcastle to Alicante has heap flights..

Or..you could buy the missus an electric chair..and see if she'll let you plug it in..

 

[Ribbzzy]

......of outdoor growing in the north east of England.

Another cold and rainy day. No growth for the White Widows and deep in mould territory. They're shut in the shed again today.

I really need and want to go indoors, under lights. Unfortunately the missus won't allow it, because it's "drugs" and the electricity costs.

What to do? I've considered setting up a bizarre fatal accident involving a lawn mower and a pond. But I've got neither. Or rewiring my Telecaster, causing a blue flash and a loud bang. But she doesn't play guitar.

Any of you good folks got any suggestions for resolving this impasse?

Take her back to the shop, see if you can get a new model?!

 

[Crafty croatian]

Aye i know mate, I used to live in Villa joyosa, too many twisted, bored, alcohol dependant expats though.
Hmmm...electric chair...or an electric fire to keep her bath water warm?

 

[Mossy]

Aye i know mate, I used to live in Villa joyosa, too many twisted, bored, alcohol dependant expats though.
Hmmm...electric chair...or an electric fire to keep her bath water warm?

Villa Joyosa..you Will Miss the weather for the girls..Perfect for Autos..Patio Pot.....yeah there are a lot of ex-pats who live like they are on a permanent holiday....they are normally on their way back to the UK in 6 months.

 

[wwwillie]

Hey and welcome.
This is the point where I usually wish you peace and happy growing but it looks like a few issues need to be worked out first.
Peace!

 

[Crafty croatian]

Thanks anyway.

I could always compost the missus I suppose?

 

[EvilScotsman]

mate just grow a pair and rig out the attic while shes at work. keep it quiet and you might last a couple weeks before she clicks on. worst case scenario she moves out of her own accord : ) winner winner lol

 

[epenguin]

I have it on good authority, that from next week the UK will be hotter than Espaniol. So, just ride out the next few days and then you can kick the girls out for the summer.

Check out my UK outdoor grow (see link below) to see what is possible in good old Blighty................it ain't too shabby...............