Live Stoner Chat Poetry Corner

[epenguin]

I have spotted that we have some top notch poets here at AFN (See below) and thought it would be an idea to start an artistic poetry cul de sac for only the very talented. Ahem! (sic)
I will donate a jar of Jellied Eels to the finest poet. Trappers first entry is immediately disqualified as it is a poem not. But it made me laugh. Bring 'em on......

So this baby seal walks into a club.....(Trapper)

There once was Redneck from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
It soon came to pass
He was drowning in grass
But had all the White Widow he needs. (South Syder)

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Oh yes eP, that is a great idea, hope I win the eels!!!
Here is my entry,

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

 

[Wait what?]

I'm tempted to swipe one from my wife for the jellied eels

She's won 2 for 2 (top 5) Guardian poetry contest

Yet, she still thinks her poetry sucks

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There once was a man who wanted jellied eels. Enough to make deviled deals. He nicked from his wife, which ended his life, found in a can full of potato peels

 

[pop22]

Sorry, I don't do limericks....lol!

**In the Moment**

I am lost
without time
I see no tomorrow
to trouble my mind
now is enough

My plans
are on folded paper
to be saved
yet never remembered
what will be, will be

Today, is a good day
To live, To die
Good Morning! Good Day!
Ciao! Good Bye!
The moment's passes on to the next

 

[Johney]

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic and so am I

 

[Wait what?]

Seriously, one of the poems she won with, the lady who ran it said she broke a standing rule of poetry and did it well. That got me interested in her stuff

But she won't even show it to me until it's done

 

[Dark Matter]

Mary had a little Lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
And now she brings the lamb to school between two bits of bread.

2:
Hickory dickory doc,
The mouse ran up the clock,
When it came down its hole was brown and so was the cuckoos cock

 

[Trapper]

ADC Classic:

Little Boy blew....He needed the money.

 

[SteadyPimpin]

ADC Classic:

Little Boy blew....He needed the money.

Jack n Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty that whore