Live Stoner Chat so i'm walking down the candy isle at Walgreens...

[wheredaweedat]

looking for something to satisfy my sweet tooth and some brightly colored packaging caught my eye.

"Why, whatever could she have seen?", you may wonder.


No you aren't just really stoned. It says what you think it says.
I'm not one to knock it till I've tried it, buuuttttt....BBQ potato chip... chocolate? I'm all for sweet and savory - chicken and waffles? Delicious. Chocolate covered bacon? Surprising, but also delicious.
But again...BBQ potato chip candy bars?? lol
I obviously bought them anyway, just haven't been adventurous enough to actually bring it to my mouth yet lol

 

[blessedinwashington]

The Jerky sounds good.

 

[AeroHydro]

munchie report!!!

 

[epenguin]

Now, if only they could do a pickled herring flavoured choccy bar. I would be first in the queue. Or maybe spit roasted meerkat ice creams sundae. Mmmm yummy!
That's what I call gourmet! eP.

 

[UrbanFarmer]

YOU MUST EAT THAT AND THEN REPORT! That is an order!

 

[namvet25]

EP.,you crazy fuck.

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

Aw, jeez...
:munchies: plus "Choccy Munchies" equals assing Wind..:

 

[Waira]

:brow: Mz. W! ....perverted confections,...somebody beat you to the punch- LOL!! Now, what to do with them,.. dessert related...?! :brow:
... maybe something twinkie-like, with the BBQ chip choco' coating and a BBQ sauce butter cream filling,... No? How about cornbread muffins with the jerky-choco' chunks mixed inside? :Medibles: :wiggle: ... If anybody can make it taste good, it's you! I'm still waiting for my Kool-aid Moon pies! :Gary:

 

[Dark Matter]

Know what is good for munching time? We call them smokies...and the answer for all the perverts out there is no. It's not what you put in a ladies mouth... It is fizzy lemonade with 2 scoops of your favourite ice cream and chocolate shavings over the top... Jesus its heaven. Try it..report back... Dry mouth is a thing of the past lol

 

[wheredaweedat]

ok.

some days later there is a crazy chocolate bar to report on lol

Seeing as how I like chocolate covered bacon I decided to go with the Jerkey first.
It was cut up into the most minute pieces of beef jerkey anyone thought possible, so you could barely tell there was anything even in the chocolate, which; in itself wasn't bad chocolate...but 2 words kept coming to mind with every single bite.
Fish Food

you know how some stuff tastes like other things smell? This chocolate bar was a prime example. It tasted like what I would imagine fish food tastes like ... idk, it didnt taste like any sort of beef jerkey Id ever had in MY 27 years lol.
So 3 squares of that and I couldnt stop thinking about fish food so I quit lol

Onto the BBQ Chip chocolate.
Personally, Im not a big fan dark chocolate. Dont get me wrong - I love me a little Hersheys Special Dark from time to time, but this was not the type of dark chocolate I appreciate lol. Very hard to bite and very bitter, not sweet at all. It was better than the fish food jerkey chocolate, lol, but due not being a big fan of the type of dark chocolate used, it was disgusting as well lol.

So on THAT note.
Waria- CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. lol
Youre right. If anyone can make it taste good its me. Not to you know...toot my own horn or anything lol So I am now setting out on a culinary chocolate adventure, if you will lol. Im going to make my OWN versions, and I can promise you they'll taste better than those yuckie ones I bought lol. Its a shame that chocolate doesnt ship well lol

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AHHHHH.

Im not sure why I havent mentioned this before!! It is a trick that all pot smokers NEED in their lives lol.

In probably, 09, I met an elementary school science teacher at a party, who smoked weed socially....(whatever that means lol ;P)
"OK, where is this going??? Im bored," you're saying.

When you get cotton mouth, whats the first thing you do?
Go to the fridge grab a nice cold bev-er-ahge, in hopes that whatever you chose will alleviate it.
*BUZZER SOUND* INCORRECT
Get yourself a cup. Go to the faucet.
Yes the faucet.
Let it get warm. And fill up your cup.
Yes. WARM.

then what?
BAM. COTTON MOUTH.
G-O-N-E.
i cant remember exactly why this works, lol, but it does. I haven't gone for anything else to rid my cotton mouth since that tip.