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[Vas Deferens]

Just about every second girl is a stunner in Australia. It must be the water we drink.

How about Jen Hawkings Miss Universe 2004.

Hell Yeah ! Just a shame about the ones in the middle of every second girl...Australia, a land of extremes lol

 

[Vas Deferens]

So I get to my sisters for lunch, beep my horn so she knows I''ve arrived, 5 seconds later, I hear my niece & nephew scream horribly, i run from the driveway to the front door to see wtf was going on and saw this.......

 

[Reedroguez]

:jaw: So glad that we don't have those around here... That's a biiig snake there.

 

[dingo]

Looks like a brown snake. I did not know they can climb. I had one in my back yard 2 weeks ago but only half the size. Very poisonous if bitten by one.

 

[Waira]

:no: :roflcry:--whoa!! That's quite the sight walking up to your front door!... ya know, I think it might be some kind of python,... head shape isn't right... Browns, Tigers, Taipans, pretty much the whole cobra relative family they're in all have short, blunt heads,.... this beauty has a long, slightly triangular head, strongly built, and like many pythons, they're fearless climbers!... I don't think the Taipan clan likes to limb...? ...certainly not like the hellish mambas in Africa! I gotta show this to my homie Bromeo-- the man is serious about his reptile hobby! ...likely he'll know which,... :Cool bud:

 

[Bromeo]

Its this in Australia? Looks like a scrub python to me.

 

[Bromeo]

Childrens python. Look at the long head and lack of pattern. Could be tge deadly brown but broqns have a shorter slightly wider head. I wish i could see the scales.

 

[hecno]

I think it is a olive python , the one in the photo is a scrub python , he is 15 foot long and hangs around our area . I also get a lot of tree snakes of different types . most are only little blokes .

 

[Bromeo]

It could be an olive but it looks smoother. Olives are always pasty looking. Nasty tempers to. Go tap it on the tail. If it flees its a childrens and if it has a go its a olive. Ha

 

[Vas Deferens]

hahaha, some kind of python yeah, doesn't have the "venomous" type head and yeah Waira & Dingo i don't think our bad boys climb like that, they're pretty much ground dwellers + most of the eastern "brown" snakes are more olive / greenish / grey colour. I walked near one last week while at my bush crop, lucky he just bolted as I jumped away. The grass & weeds are alot longer since I planted in September lol, good for stealth, bad for snakes ! Thinking of buying some gaiters after my recent run in. From what I have heard, people that get bitten step on them by accident or are attacking the snake. I went and bought spare snake bite bandages from the chemist and the lady there said her husband was 4 days in hospital with a brown snake bite. How ? it was in his yard, he approached with it shovel, had a go, missed, the snake flew up around the shovel handle and bit him on the arm 3 times before he could even drop the shovel, they are quick, quicker than us. Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone...thats my motto, so yeah Bromeo, I did'nt find out !