Wile e Peyote
Who, what, why and where
Feel your pain man [emoji87]S! Wilee.. I've run out of mixers.. Loadsa gin, ice and limes... no tonic.
'Spose it's bedtime then. [emoji52]
Amused ourselves to death
Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.
- Thread starter Vlad The Inhaler
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Amused ourselves to death
Harrumph.
Well... I'll be ok to mow the lawn tomorrow... woop-de-fookin-doo
Well... I'll be ok to mow the lawn tomorrow... woop-de-fookin-doo
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'Spose it's bedtime then. [emoji52]
Wot? No tonic? ... dial 999 silly ... tell 'em it's a 'Chelsea' emergency..!
It's Friday ... they'll understand.
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C'mon Vlad ... you're more 'hardcore' than that ... don't wimp out!
Pop that bottle in the freezer and get the shot glasses out .. squeeze off some lime and some ice .. very nice.
Screw the lawn ... get the wife to do it while you laze in bed with a hangover ... then screw the wife when you've built up the energy!
Pop that bottle in the freezer and get the shot glasses out .. squeeze off some lime and some ice .. very nice.
Screw the lawn ... get the wife to do it while you laze in bed with a hangover ... then screw the wife when you've built up the energy!
Haha! Good plan Bud-man! I'll try it.. problem is tho... I'm in the dog house cos, last night, Mrs Vlad dreamed I was cheating on her.
I reckon there's something strange going on.. [emoji848]
I took my wedding ring off to trim the plant and forgot to put it back on.. There's a disturbance in the force or summat..
"One ring to rule them all... and in the darkness bind them"
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Deffo bedtime! [emoji38]
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She 'dreamed'? ... or did she catch you pants down and knacks out? ...
Have you checked the 'full moon' cycle? The Gregorian, Mayan and Sheng Xiao charts? Consulted the Anisogamous species oracles?
Only then, my friend, will you understand the female mind ... if you're lucky! .. and there's a sale on!
Bud the Wise ... Bud the Divorced!
Have you checked the 'full moon' cycle? The Gregorian, Mayan and Sheng Xiao charts? Consulted the Anisogamous species oracles?
Only then, my friend, will you understand the female mind ... if you're lucky! .. and there's a sale on!
Bud the Wise ... Bud the Divorced!
I'm sorry lol, I assumed they had taken over the world by now. Glad some parts have remained untouched! Well whichever major food retailer you have, might give them a check?
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Bud the Wanker
(Don't knock it, works for me!)
Bud the Wanker
(Don't knock it, works for me!)
Life would be boring without sarcasm lol