See ... you shoulda paid more attention in Maths at school, eh?
Fook off Bud! [emoji23]
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Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.
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Fook off Bud! [emoji23]
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"Dry it in a paper bag" they said..
"Make sure you chop it into little bits" they said..
"That massive cola is too beautiful to kill" I said...
She was just about to turn to mush. I've ripped her apart and will examine her in daylight. The stem was slimy and cold.. like a dead man's penis.. not that I'd know obviously.. [emoji848]
Righto, I'm off to the graveyard for a wank. [emoji2]
"Make sure you chop it into little bits" they said..
"That massive cola is too beautiful to kill" I said...
She was just about to turn to mush. I've ripped her apart and will examine her in daylight. The stem was slimy and cold.. like a dead man's penis.. not that I'd know obviously.. [emoji848]
Righto, I'm off to the graveyard for a wank. [emoji2]
The rest looks fine tho. I'll jar it back up for the night and toss it out again tomorrow.
Lucky I brought it with me eh?
Lucky I brought it with me eh?
Bud Wiser UK
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Shit ... hey, look, it wasn't me who said dry your buds in a paper-fucking-bag dude ... I only use Col. Sanders' transport mechanism for exactly that ... transport!
Mine go on a line in the shed:
... THEN they go in the paper bag! ... doh!
And there's still half a bottle of Bombay Sapphire on the shelf next to the dog feed ... I'd console myself with that!
Mine go on a line in the shed:
... THEN they go in the paper bag! ... doh!
And there's still half a bottle of Bombay Sapphire on the shelf next to the dog feed ... I'd console myself with that!
Haha! Reminds me of my first grow.. it was stinky one and I started drying it in the cellar.. it stunk the house out big time so I moved it to the shed where it stank out the whole neighbourhood!
A couple of bottles of creosote later, the buds were dry and the shed looked amazing![emoji2]
As for the gin...
I'm on it! Shouldn't be too bad mate, maybe lost a Q/ 3 8ths. Gonna have to re-weigh tho for the final score.
Mrs V's been smoking that tonight and she passed out on the sofa during Star Wars.. She NEVER passes out and she missed out on seeing Chewbacca (her idol)! It's some seriously crazy shit.
I'm sure this place has never smelled so dank.
Bud Wiser UK
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Careful with newspapers too .. You're up Inverness way methinks?
Bud Holmes
Bud Holmes
Bud Wiser UK
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Careful with newspapers too .. You're up Inverness way methinks?
Bud Holmes
Nooo man, I'm in Yarbados, AKA Yarmouth. Still fookin freezing tho! Even the seagulls have shut their beaks.
Is that the fruits of your greenhouse grow in the pics?
Bud Wiser UK
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Oh fuck no ... that's just the small bitch ... she was hidden underneath her much bigger sister!
She took most of the blue cheese hermie pollen, so she wasn't getting any bigger anyway ... decided to clear a path and simultaneously quench my bud-thirst.
The big one's getting another 2 weeks .. I decided at 3am this morning unable to sleep from bud-depravation!
Borrowed a decent camera and lens (dropped mine, broke the lens, bollox) ...
The bigger 'twisted' sister.
To be continued ...
She took most of the blue cheese hermie pollen, so she wasn't getting any bigger anyway ... decided to clear a path and simultaneously quench my bud-thirst.
The big one's getting another 2 weeks .. I decided at 3am this morning unable to sleep from bud-depravation!
Borrowed a decent camera and lens (dropped mine, broke the lens, bollox) ...
The bigger 'twisted' sister.
To be continued ...
Bud Wiser UK
This Bud's for you!
Funny, dude, I should send my ex-wife down there ...!!!