Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

captain beefheart said:
Oi vlad let little vlad listen to bat chain puller ^^^^ it will set him up for life....in fact I'll send ewe a discography of me for him to chew on over his teen years....he be a better man for it [emoji106]

great googly moogly. ...
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I'm a bit concerned about his taste in music ATM bud... he likes "The wheels on the bus" and anything by Peppa Pig so far... I'm working on it tho. [emoji6]
 
Vlad The Inhaler said:
Hey Beef.. is it true that your bellend is the same size as a cow's heart? [emoji15]
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Yep vlad it's true bach.....oi it's swollen like a large liver tonite tho....but I'll set it loose on Mr beef in a bit....I do hope I got the wind in me tonight tho....last nite bach I was out of wind.....I tried my best tho.....blessed is the left over kebab and a microwave [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] where's me pipe [emoji12]

great googly moogly. ...
 
captain beefheart said:
Yep vlad it's true bach.....oi it's swollen like a large liver tonite tho....but I'll set it loose on Mr beef in a bit....I do hope I got the wind in me tonight tho....last nite bach I was out of wind.....I tried my best tho.....blessed is the left over kebab and a microwave [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] where's me pipe [emoji12]

great googly moogly. ...
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... and blessed be thy leftover Kung po chicken in the fridge... may it bring forth the wind [emoji100] ...

Maybe not in the morning... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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