Live Stoner Chat Weekend Caption Competition

[Dr Fluff]

Lil penguin :- "Daddy why am I so hairy and your not?"

Daddy penguin :- "Well son it's because you look more like your mother & let me tell you, she's so hairy her tits look like two coconuts."

 

[epenguin]

I was wondering where you were Arty, better late than never. Always a good one. cheers.

There is still time for a winner to emerge. The sicker the better. My funny bone always responds to a " oh my gawd" type entry.

You AFN'ers are the best, cheers, eP.

 

[Dazed]

'Mama, ooooooooooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at aaaaaaaallll'

'Oh shut up you drama queen'

 

[NuteBurn]

BIG PENG: "What do Gollum and Jimmy Savile have in common?"

LITTLE PENG: "They are both after the rings of little people."

 

[Dr Fluff]

Lil Penguin :- Daddy why don't I look like all the other penguins?

Daddy penguin :- Well son I got a a bit of a leaky dick & the only way I could stop it leaking was to put a seal on it.

 

[stepside]

Little penguin: daddy I want new toys
Daddy: if I get him new toys maybe I'll have time to play with the box he came in.

 

[epenguin]

I knew I could rely on the Zan Man.


Ouch !

 

[Reedroguez]

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"

 

[hecno]

 

[epenguin]

Hecno, I didn't realise you were one of our loverly Aussie cousins. Why didn't say. I have a few gentle pokes of fun for you cobber.

Australia has just had a general election. The main concern is about the number of illegal immigrants there are.

Government sources suggest around 60,000.

Aboriginal sources say it's more like twenty two and a half million of the c*nts.


or

A Northern Territory farm hand (an Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager.

"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's ok, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."

The manager says, "Ok, there's a .303 rifle behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".

"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.

"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch."

"You there Boss?"


More where that came from Bruce.......lol eP.