Don't knock it till u tried it.
Take a small sweet nugget of best bacon/gammon ham and instead of roasting it, boil it for 1 hour an a half. ish maybe less, depends on size,
And you have a most perfect, moist, lean and tasty chunk of meat. Much better than a roast, I promise. The water left from the boiling, is salty enough to use to boil the cabbage. Floury potatoes cooked in their skins until they burst are the final touch. Heaven.
I know it sounds iffy, but try it, you will be amazed. Just get the best bit of bacon joint you can afford. Back in the day in Ireland, for the poor people, it was usually a pigs head. DaddyP tells me they would fight over the "ladder" which was the roof of the mouth. Well crispy and tasty! Also the ears were crunchy. The snout had a taste of its own and the tongue was a favourite too.
We don't know we are born these days. Here in the Black Country, pigs trotters are a delicacy. (The feet) I have not yet tried those!!!
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