Back in the day when I was "Pleasuring Her Majesty" (US translation - in the penn) we had a guy on our wing who was a celeb inmate (he was on lifestyles of the rich and famous once). Nice guy, but had to go to court everyday for his appeal. We would catch up on the trial on the evening news each day before he got back to us. While watching the news one day, the guy on the servery said with a scowl," He better hurry the fuck back up, I got his dinner burning in the oven"
Probably one of the most surreal episodes of my life. Also, after my mate had given the aformentioned millionaire a haircut, he came out with one of the best one-liners I ever heard. With a smile he said,.......
I used to have my hair coiffured by Charles of Knightsbridge, now I'm getting it cut by a smack-head from Dudley.
Priceless, he was a real gent. And a crook. eP.