Nutrients Bio Pablo,

[Hippy_BiotabsF70]

I'm not even going there. You don't wanna know what's in my head

 

[Biotabs F69]

I think it could be funny

 

[KrazyDave]

I'm not even going there. You don't wanna know what's in my head

Yeah we do!!

Sent from a rock in the sea!

 

[KrazyDave]

Before sleep found us, we talked it over. Do we dare help this guy who's obviously a few seeds short of a full packet, or do we walk away from what could be one of the most incredible and exciting adventures of our life? We decided to stay and help Bio Pablo and we would tell him the news over breakfast.

As we were right by a river, breakfast consisted of freshly caught salmon. Bio Pablo enjoyed telling us how he'd caught them specially using nothing but his bear hands. He had that crazy look in his eyes again though. Almost like he enjoyed killing the fish a little too much!

We agreed to help him non the less and he leaped about for joy, rushing to his stash to pull out some of the stickiest cheese buds we'd ever laid eyes on!!!

"C'mon boys!! We need to celebrate!!" Cheered old Bio. "Tomorrow we can start work on a plan and do some bear wrestling but NOW we smoke like the hills are on fire!!!"

Did he just say bear wrestling?? Things were already getting dodgy.

Just as Bio Pablo passed me the blunt for a go, he got that crazy look in his eyes again and says.....


Sent from a rock in the sea!

"I wasn't joking about them bears you know!"

We spent the rest of the day in and out of a ganja fuelled coma, eating whatever Bio brought us from his pantry and we even managed to have a laugh with the guy. At one point, my friend Bob and Bio got into an argument over who looked the funniest in the back of a spoon which was hilarious to watch.

That night se returned to our bedroom and talked as we fell asleep. "He's not that bad really eh" Bob said.
"I still don't feel 100% comfortable yet though Bob mate. What are we gonna do if he's as nuts as he seems? I don't wanna wrestle no bears!!"
"Yeah I forgot about that! Well be fine though dude, don't worry. He needs our help remember"

I wasn't convinced but as I lay there in the cabin, listening to the crickets sing, I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

I woke the next morning to the smell of burning. Bob was gone and panic set in. As I rushed into the living room, There was Bob and Bio enjoying a cup of coffee.

"Morning lads, can you two smell that?"

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH BOOIII I made a start on clearing the field this morning" Explained Bio. "Had some things to get rid of so chucked them in the field and burnt the lot! Got to start a masterpiece on a fresh canvas don't ya boy"
It seemed a bit extreme but he had a point. At least there'll be no heavy lifting of bags of cut grass for us.

I asked "so what's the plan then Bio?"
"Well boy, I got there enough wood planks to build us a barn!! That's the plan for today. We line the roof with glass like a greenhouse so the sun can get in and no pesky nosy people need to vanish in the woods cause all they'll see is a barn. What you think?"

Honestly.... I think Bios had experience with organised crime but I'm not gonna tell him that eh. "Sounds good to me pal" I said nervously.
"Well alright then, let's get haulin"
So much for not doing any heavy lifting.

Sent from a rock in the sea!

 

[Hippy_BiotabsF70]

Give it a while longer to develop then I'll unlock the special bit of my brain and join in

 

[Biotabs F69]

@KrazyDave

Yes Amigo!
Love it!!!

 

[KrazyDave]

We spent the next few hours hauling wood over to the now blackened field. There was no way we were building this in a day but I kinda liked Bio Pablo's enthusiasm. He had ambition I'll give him that!!

"HEY BOYS!! We just bring this here wood over today hey. I don't think we'll finish before that there sun goes down and you two still got to wrestle them bears!!"

He wasn't fookin kidding was he!!!

"Imma go get them ready while you two move the last of that there pile. I'll be back in a sec"

This was happening!! He was going to get the bears!! What do we do? There's a lot of money for us to make here but not if we're dead!! Bob had turned Grey at this point! I wasn't sure if it was because he'd sneaked a blast of that cheese Bio had and reality just hit him sideways like a bus, or if it was because reality just hit him sideways like a bus!! Either way we were screwed!! What do we know about bear wrestling? I don't wanna die!! Surely he won't let any harm come to us!! He needs our help after all.

Bio returned shortly holding the leads of what looked like 2 Staffordshire Bull Terriers. They must have been to keep the bears in line.

"SIT" Bio shouted at the dogs. They did so straight away. He's got these well trained!!

Then he took their leashes off.....

"GIT EM" He shouts and in a flash, the two dogs jump on us and pin us down on the ground, ferociously licking our faces like they were covered in dog meat!!

"BAAAHAHAHAHAHA Meet Mama and Papa Bear boys" Bio shrieks with amusement. "Bet you thought we was wrestling some of them real nasty Bears eh BAAAHAHAHAHAHA they won't harm you though boys, unless you're made of ice cream that is!! They love a kiss and a wrestle ya see"

I couldn't believe it! This crazy fool actually had us worried we were going to be wrestling some actual Bears! At least we knew he had a sense of humour and 2 beautiful dogs to keep us safe from any outside threats.

"HEEL" Bio shouts and the two dogs returned to his side.
"I'm sorry boys, I couldn't help myself BAAAHAHAHAHAHA Been ages since I got anyone else round here to play with. Thought it'd be a fun way to introduce the bears to ya"

Yeah..... tons of fun! At least I liked dogs. Not too sure Bob did though, he looked less than impressed. Couldn't help finding that amusing after what he said last night.

Sent from a rock in the sea!

 

[Cardinal]

 

[Ribbzzy]

@Biotabs F69
I see you have a stand at the upcoming 'North Grow' expo in Copenhagen, will you be attending, or some of your minions??!