Live Stoner Chat Caption Comp. Week 999

[epenguin]

Hello chums, this week I have three captions for you. You can take one,two or all three. Of course they are penguin related as is my want, but you can be sure that this corner of AFN is a Non PC zone.

You can be as obscene, obnoxious and down right sick as you want. In fact the sicker the better. (But only here).

The prize is yet to be decided. It may just be a pat on the back. (as the inspector of cows hind legs found out to his cost). But the last comp was worth some free seeds fro GA. Thanks pal. Someone may step in with an equally generous prize. I am too tight to offer a real prize.

Anyhoo.......here are the photo's ........make us laugh you crazy guys.........eP.

 

[Mossy]

DaddyP proudly shows off his new knitted penguin willy-warmer....

 

[Papa Munch]

"Heh heh....HEY BOB! Check it out! I told you those sardine farts could lift me outta the water!"​

 

[Papa Munch]

Boogie fever, got to boogie down
Boogie fever, i think it's going around...​

 

[Dr Fluff]

When I said fuck me it's cold...I wasn't being literal.

Aint nobody here but us chickens...The penguins went that way.

Leaping penguin - "oi mate..How many gentoo developers does it take to change a grow lamp?"

Other penguin - "Unknown.

It was estimated that a five-member committee of grow lamp maintenance would be the right number.

However two of the members resigned and were replaced with two others.

After that other members resigned and were not replaced.

The remaining group pondered which wattage should be chosen for the replacement grow lamp or if they should outsource grow lamp maintenance to an even bigger group of people who would probably have some knowledge of electric engineering and shopping among them.

In the end, nobody bought a new grow lamp even though they promised the matter of darkness would be solved within a few days.

One member of committee justified this by him living on another continent where grow lamp adhere to an incompatible standard.

Half a year later when the grow lamp was still out & most of the committee had gone AWOL, except for one resigned member who sincerely said he was sorry for his inability to fulfil or make any progress towards his grand plan for the grow lamp.

So five (or seven) was not it.

Other numbers will be tried shortly after the committee of the grow room maintenance comes to a decision... mate"


The weekend starts here play this video and let your hair down

 

[The Elvis]

E ..penguin! you little tick turd!! wile I'm chasing ladies tonight im just to busy,but Ive invited Buford T Justice to come insult you for the night!!



enjoy!!

 

[autox42]

{cop} Hands up you two, now what the fuck is going on here!

 

[Feenix]

Must,,,,Resist,,,,The,,,,,Borg!!​

 

[Feenix]

NO!! Don't shoot him. He promised to take me to Blondie.​

 

[Feenix]

She is down there, she ran off with the octopus. Don't worry about the Orcas, they are my friends.​