Live Stoner Chat Chuck Norris Jokes For Celebrating His 74th Birthday

[pop22]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it....



http://www.ibtimes.com/chuck-norris-jokes-celebrating-his-74th-birthday-1560576

 

[Dark Matter]

Why do girrafes have long necks?

Because chuck Norris uppercuts them

Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that's why there is no signs of life

What did graham bell get after he invented the telephone?
2 missed calls from chuck norris

 

[176452]

sorry but chuck norris is no joke, the mans arms and legs are weapons of misconstruction, ive never understood why the military dont just higher him he will sort shit out