So I was out on my back porch enjoying a bowl while checking up on this thread. I glanced over to my neighbor to the south's immaculate flower bed and realized you were right. It was the perfect opportunity to hold a training camp before the regular season begins. So I'm 6 plants in. Bending away. Some breaking and some not, when I see headlights. Damn. I forgot my neighbor works until 10pm. He immediately gets out of his truck and asks what the hell am I doing. What are my options at this point? I'm stunned. Shocked. Surprised. Caught green handed. So I told him I was plant training his petunias for a higher yield and immediately sprinted off for my house. No idea what his response was but I imagined he said thanks.