Lol! In my vision, you enter the tent, put on the magical blue sweater and you hear the plants in actual English!
"I need a little bit more light, HG!"
"Man, Am I thirsty!"
"Can you move me next to that sexy flowering girl over there, Mr. Gardner?"
"Need more light over, here, brother!"
You just tend to each one like a hypothetical gardener, until all are happy. You rehang to sweater and exit the tent!
Of course, I was high when I had that vision, and am high as I write this! Thought you would like to hear the full vision, though!