Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

@Vlad The Inhaler , you'll appreciate this. The Albanian builders were using employs about a dozen guys and he has 3 sign written vans. Each van has a different 'section' tag on the back, one says 'south east section' one says 'south west section' and today his sparks turned up in a van with 'elite section' written on it! seems the God complex isn't reserved just for English sparkies.


Should actually be able to start using some of the kitchen soon!

Hehe... lords of the building site! It used to be the chippies who gave it the biggun, there seems to have been a shift in the force in the last 10 years tho. Did he have gold wheels? [emoji38][emoji1307][emoji97]

Life with no kitchen sucks arse man! You get bored of takeaways after a while eh? Not to mention all the plates in the bath.

 

[Wile e Peyote]

@Vlad The Inhaler , you'll appreciate this. The Albanian builders were using employs about a dozen guys and he has 3 sign written vans. Each van has a different 'section' tag on the back, one says 'south east section' one says 'south west section' and today his sparks turned up in a van with 'elite section' written on it! seems the God complex isn't reserved just for English sparkies.


Should actually be able to start using some of the kitchen soon!

I'm stealing that sign for my forklift [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] like the sound of that elite forklift truck driver well I am shit hot (and modest) [emoji106]

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[Wile e Peyote]

Hehe... lords of the building site! It used to be the chippies who gave it the biggun, there seems to have been a shift in the force in the last 10 years tho. Did he have gold wheels? [emoji38][emoji1307][emoji97]

Life with no kitchen sucks arse man! You get bored of takeaways after a while eh? Not to mention all the plates in the bath.

Plates with takeaway you posh southern Jessie [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji109] [emoji106]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

I'm stealing that sign for my forklift [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] like the sound of that elite forklift truck driver well I am shit hot (and modest) [emoji106]

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I did a week's forklift training, got my license with only two penalty points for leaving a pallet overhanging the racking by 2". That was 10 years ago and I haven't driven a forklift since the test!

Waste o' money or what? [emoji1360]

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Plates with takeaway you posh southern Jessie [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji109] [emoji106]

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Yeah, chicken tikka jalfrezi's a bit rubbish in newspaper bud.

 

[Wile e Peyote]

I did a week's forklift training, got my license with only two penalty points for leaving a pallet overhanging the racking by 2". That was 10 years ago and I haven't driven a forklift since the test!

Waste o' money or what? [emoji1360]

Got no choice with the dodgy shit I deal with gotta be legal the first time I passed my test me and the tester sat drinking tea and having a gab well it was raining [emoji299] I have to resit the test every 3 years take Thursday one of the new lads dropped an ibc off a truck 1000 litres of pva glue all over the shit I would of been arsed but it was the end of my shift nothing like a bit of dedication [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] could of been worse it could of been hydrofloric acid (only the most careful unload the dodgiest shit) funny how the stoners are the most careful on the trucks pissheads just drop shit [emoji106]

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[Wile e Peyote]

Yeah, chicken tikka jalfrezi's a bit rubbish in newspaper bud.

Ye its not as if they come in self contained little lunch boxes or nothing [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Itisi]

Hehe... lords of the building site! It used to be the chippies who gave it the biggun, there seems to have been a shift in the force in the last 10 years tho. Did he have gold wheels? [emoji38][emoji1307][emoji97]

Life with no kitchen sucks arse man! You get bored of takeaways after a while eh? Not to mention all the plates in the bath.

I've got the dishwasher and washing machine plumbed in the garden, I'm becoming a dab hand at cooking all sorts on the Barby. We got a pizza oven that sits on top of the Barby, does amazing pizza. I've also got the fridge freezer in the garden, that's a pain in the arse, taking the tarp off it every time you want a drink. I can only have the dishwasher or wash mc on on, so I spend half hour twice a day pushing appliances around the garden, gawd knows what the neighbours think.

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Ye its not as if they come in self contained little lunch boxes or nothing [emoji23] [emoji23]

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Mate...

We're daaaan saaaaf. [emoji16]

 

[Itisi]

I did a week's forklift training, got my license with only two penalty points for leaving a pallet overhanging the racking by 2". That was 10 years ago and I haven't driven a forklift since the test!

Waste o' money or what? [emoji1360]

I've got ipaf and pasma (towers and cherry pickers) and I'm scared of heights!

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