Pupdate.
They're going through a human interaction phase, meaning they love to be handled. They've taken to chewing on itisher's flowing locks when she is playing with them, meaning I get to witness their morning poo which reminds me of some sort of magicians trick! A seemingly endless string of turds hanging from these manic little fur balls with me in chase, clutching a roll of kitchen paper and a packet of floor wipes, shouting 'on the puppy pad you little twat!'.