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[Sensi Jay]

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You see this on ya travels, or off net? I know where that church is in Notts, always put silly shit on the flyers, now gone one better! That's near street ganj central, where locals openly offer it ya in the st.

Nooooo don't supervise people are fookin thick that includes managers [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji109]

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I'm with Wiles on this, mug's game, I've never met a good manager, and I dont back myself to be any better judging by the rare times I have had someone to order round.

 

[Itisi]

You see this on ya travels, or off net? I know where that church is in Notts, always put silly shit on the flyers, now gone one better! That's near street ganj central, where locals openly offer it ya in the st.



I'm with Wiles on this, mug's game, I've never met a good manager, and I dont back myself to be any better judging by the rare times I have had someone to order round.

Intaweb.

Half my working life has been in supervisory positions. I even held a couple of contract managers gigs.

Last managers job I had, loads of peeps said I was the best manager they'd ever had. That's because I was shit.

In my trade, supervisor is engineer big bollox rather than wanker level manager (well it is the way I play it).

I've gotta get off the tools. My hands are fucked, my bottle's gone for heights, working alone all day plus an almost bottomless kilner jar of weed is not conducive to...erm.....anything!

Vlad. Teach what ffs!? I normally end up with the an apprentice, they ask to be with me. I get them stoned, take them to the pub and send them home at 2 o clock. They wanna be with me for the same reason I was peeps favourite manager. I'm a lazy soft touch that doesn't give a flying fuck. I get paid at the top of my trade payscale because I have a 'I get paid for what I know not what I do' attitude. I'm reasonably good at passing tests and being interviewed. 90% of the time I know more than the interviewer or examiner, 100% of the time I'm a better blagger.

Actually, when I was a manager, I had to give an award out at a ceremony. Best estate garden in the borough.....in Brixton! [emoji33] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji267] [emoji267] [emoji267] . There'd have been a different winner if I was allowed to judge it!

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[Sensi Jay]

Intaweb.

Half my working life has been in supervisory positions. I even held a couple of contract managers gigs.

Last managers job I had, loads of peeps said I was the best manager they'd ever had. That's because I was shit.

In my trade, supervisor is engineer big bollox rather than wanker level manager (well it is the way I play it).

I've gotta get off the tools. My hands are fucked, my bottle's gone for heights, working alone all day plus an almost bottomless kilner jar of weed is not conducive to...erm.....anything!

Vlad. Teach what ffs!? I normally end up with the an apprentice, they ask to be with me. I get them stoned, take them to the pub and send them home at 2 o clock. They wanna be with me for the same reason I was peeps favourite manager. I'm a lazy soft touch that doesn't give a flying fuck. I get paid at the top of my trade payscale because I have a 'I get paid for what I know not what I do' attitude. I'm reasonably good at passing tests and being interviewed. 90% of the time I know more than the interviewer or examiner, 100% of the time I'm a better blagger.

Actually, when I was a manager, I had to give an award out at a ceremony. Best estate garden in the borough.....in Brixton! [emoji33] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji267] [emoji267] [emoji267] . There'd have been a different winner if I was allowed to judge it!

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Yeah that's it bro, to be any 'good' you gotta be a wanker and I can't be arsed with that shit, like u say any apprentice type ive been responsible for you just get stoned and tell them like it is!

I'm all about what I know and not what I do, amazing how many dozy feckers there are out there working all hours of the day, but not getting shit done. KISS get done what u need to, then pub.

Ya best getting off the tools like u say though, supervising jobs not people, though sorta good hand in hand.

 

[Itisi]

Yeah that's it bro, to be any 'good' you gotta be a wanker and I can't be arsed with that shit, like u say any apprentice type ive been responsible for you just get stoned and tell them like it is!

I'm all about what I know and not what I do, amazing how many dozy feckers there are out there working all hours of the day, but not getting shit done. KISS get done what u need to, then pub.

Ya best getting off the tools like u say though, supervising jobs not people, though sorta good hand in hand.

A supervisors job is to get the job as smoothly as possible, in my experience this means keeping the workers reasonably happy.

A mangers job is to maximise profit from the job, that rarely means keeping the workers happy.

If you're pulling your weight and somebody isn't, you want that sorted yeah? I've always been a 'pal' of a supervisor. Let peeps know you know they fucked up, but you'll cover their arse, this once, they'll supervise themselves. Management you keep at arms length from your workers, management think you're running a tight ship, workers are grateful for you keeping the management away. The odd breakfast here, a bit of overtime there, he'll have a pint, he'll have a spliff. Being a middleman is easy. Except paperwork!

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[Wile e Peyote]

A supervisors job is to get the job as smoothly as possible, in my experience this means keeping the workers reasonably happy.

A mangers job is to maximise profit from the job, that rarely means keeping the workers happy.

If you're pulling your weight and somebody isn't, you want that sorted yeah? I've always been a 'pal' of a supervisor. Let peeps know you know they fucked up, but you'll cover their arse, this once, they'll supervise themselves. Management you keep at arms length from your workers, management think you're running a tight ship, workers are grateful for you keeping the management away. The odd breakfast here, a bit of overtime there, he'll have a pint, he'll have a spliff. Being a middleman is easy. Except paperwork!

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I'm a mellow supervisor as long as you get shit done don't care how much you smoke as long as you can work I'm more hands on won't let anyone do anything I'm not prepared to do but when I have to tell some dozy fucker four time how to load a hazardous wagon correctly I'll just rip them to shit till they do it right I'm a cunt like that [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Sensi Jay]

I'm a mellow supervisor as long as you get shit done don't care how much you smoke as long as you can work I'm more hands on won't let anyone do anything I'm not prepared to do but when I have to tell some dozy fucker four time how to load a hazardous wagon correctly I'll just rip them to shit till they do it right I'm a cunt like that [emoji23] [emoji23]

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Fair play mate, totally agree with its about getting the job done, and get fed up of talking folk over and over again when they don't get it, and yeah 4 times you deserve to get the piss taken and then some.

 

[Itisi]

Pmsl. The Albanian builders are finishing off a house down the road, I said pop in for a beer. They did and they brought weed!

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[Wile e Peyote]

Pmsl. The Albanian builders are finishing off a house down the road, I said pop in for a beer. They did and they brought weed!

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[Itisi]

Albanian weed ^

 

[Itisi]

Funniest thing ever! Itisher is filling in her first ever cv! I may experience a cardiovascular failure....soon.