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[Itisi]

Congratulations @Itisi, even Yanks have joshing to do! Thank you for doing science.

I've been watching Bill Nye on netflix (I thought it was a film about new years eve[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ).

And in London it's Shermans, not yanks (sherman tank =yank) not to be confused with a Tommy tank.

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[Itisi]

I've been having issues with one of the local foxes, any ideas how to discourage them from the garden?

Itisher refuses to let me shoot it, nothing to do with its welfare, she's worried I'd miss and pop a window out in the summer house!

Any ideas (I've already suggested shooting FROM the summer house).

 

[mohawk warrior]

I've been having issues with one of the local foxes, any ideas how to discourage them from the garden?

Itisher refuses to let me shoot it, nothing to do with its welfare, she's worried I'd miss and pop a window out in the summer house!

Any ideas (I've already suggested shooting FROM the summer house).

predator piss.. wolves, bears, something mean..
i'd go wolves cause the fox thing..
should be available where u get your bullets..

 

[Itisi]

predator piss.. wolves, bears, something mean..
i'd go wolves cause the fox thing..
should be available where u get your bullets..

Lol. Pellets not bullets. I'm in the uk, you need a licence to own a shoot em up game over here!

These are urban foxes, they don't fear humans or our pets. I'm pretty sure he was stalking our chihuahua puppy this morning, the pup spotted it and raised the alarm, I charged the bugger armed with a broom and it sat and stared at me till I was almost touching it. It then perched on the neighbours fence, just out of broom reach, eyeing up me and an over excited pup. It was only when the other 2 dogs came out to see what was going on that he bolted.

He shits in my garden shoes, the dogs water bowl if it's left out, the wife's wellies, on the handles on rubbish bags and left a dead kitten in the neighbours garden! He's a cunt!

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[mohawk warrior]

Lol. Pellets not bullets. I'm in the uk, you need a licence to own a shoot em up game over here!

These are urban foxes, they don't fear humans or our pets. I'm pretty sure he was stalking our chihuahua puppy this morning, the pup spotted it and raised the alarm, I charged the bugger armed with a broom and it sat and stared at me till I was almost touching it. It then perched on the neighbours fence, just out of broom reach, eyeing up me and an over excited pup. It was only when the other 2 dogs came out to see what was going on that he bolted.

He shits in my garden shoes, the dogs water bowl if it's left out, the wife's wellies, on the handles on rubbish bags and left a dead kitten in the neighbours garden! He's a cunt!

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well you don't need a licence for piss lmao..
ask the guy behind the counter.
sounds like you need to surround you property with it.. but on a side note I have seen quiet a few cute videos of foxes playing with peoples dogs in their yards lmao.. owners were freaking out.. but they were just some puppies playin..

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

On! Shit contracts as well, Camden and Westminster councils! Supposedly on communal plant only.

I really didn't want it and tried to price myself out of the running but, they offered me 5k more than my last job and I crumbled!

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Aww the ol council eh? Standing around.. looking at stuff and bleeding the tax payer dry! [emoji38]

Worse than being on the dole! [emoji23][emoji23]

Only joking bud.. just be careful with the gas around those tower blocks, I've heard they're a bit flammable.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Lol. Pellets not bullets. I'm in the uk, you need a licence to own a shoot em up game over here!

These are urban foxes, they don't fear humans or our pets. I'm pretty sure he was stalking our chihuahua puppy this morning, the pup spotted it and raised the alarm, I charged the bugger armed with a broom and it sat and stared at me till I was almost touching it. It then perched on the neighbours fence, just out of broom reach, eyeing up me and an over excited pup. It was only when the other 2 dogs came out to see what was going on that he bolted.

He shits in my garden shoes, the dogs water bowl if it's left out, the wife's wellies, on the handles on rubbish bags and left a dead kitten in the neighbours garden! He's a cunt!

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I don't think there's anything you can do about them geez.. wait for it to die or get a pest control dude to trap it. (He'll only take it away and shoot it tho)

 

[Itisi]

well you don't need a licence for piss lmao..
ask the guy behind the counter.
sounds like you need to surround you property with it.. but on a side note I have seen quiet a few cute videos of foxes playing with peoples dogs in their yards lmao.. owners were freaking out.. but they were just some puppies playin..

Lol.
The London foxes are strange. There was a guy posted a video a while back. He'd been out drinking and fell asleep waiting at a stop for a bus. He woke up to find a fox eating his shoe off of his foot.

Another got into a house through the cat flap and was found upstairs attacking a baby in its crib. The baby needed plastic surgery.

They have no natural predators in the uk (except the uppers classes) so I'm not sure pee would work.

By the way, the garden shoes are crocs, so the first time he did it I thought it was funny. A Croc of shit.

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[Itisi]

Aww the ol council eh? Standing around.. looking at stuff and bleeding the tax payer dry! [emoji38]

Worse than being on the dole! [emoji23][emoji23]

Only joking bud.. just be careful with the gas around those tower blocks, I've heard they're a bit flammable.

Sub contractor. Fully comprehensive contract. So, yeah, standing around, not spending the bosses profits.

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[Wile e Peyote]

Lol. Pellets not bullets. I'm in the uk, you need a licence to own a shoot em up game over here!

These are urban foxes, they don't fear humans or our pets. I'm pretty sure he was stalking our chihuahua puppy this morning, the pup spotted it and raised the alarm, I charged the bugger armed with a broom and it sat and stared at me till I was almost touching it. It then perched on the neighbours fence, just out of broom reach, eyeing up me and an over excited pup. It was only when the other 2 dogs came out to see what was going on that he bolted.

He shits in my garden shoes, the dogs water bowl if it's left out, the wife's wellies, on the handles on rubbish bags and left a dead kitten in the neighbours garden! He's a cunt!

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Ye get yourself a proper dog not a cat in drag [emoji23] [emoji23] you can use Tiger poo yes you can buy it and it's a good fertiliser keeps cats away as well here's a few ideas [emoji106] https://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse...s-610/84602-keeping-foxes-out-garden-all.html should be right up your street [emoji23] [emoji23]

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