Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[witchyhour]

Took the van out today. We went to a small mma event. We took 350 sovs in about 5 hours. We could earn a living out of this.

What's MMA? [emoji53]

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[Itisi]

What's MMA? [emoji53]

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Mixed martial arts. It was kiddies cage fighting. It's not the sort of thing we had in mind, but we were asked to do it. Just took delivery of our sandwiches for our 1st proper day. We bought an established round, so today is just driving around industrial estates selling our wares to the hungry workers. We've loaded up on bacon rolls and samosas, the great British classics!

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

I hope that's halal bacon. [emoji847]

 

[Itisi]

Itisher doing the do.

 

[Vorkosigan]

*waves* Hello ItisSandwich van & ItisHer!

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Itisher doing the do. View attachment 808315

I see late night pig-outs are on the cards. How was it then?

 

[Itisi]

I see late night pig-outs are on the cards. How was it then?

High point 7am start 1pm finish door to door.

Low point massive domestic on the m25 at 7.30!

It was a rainy Monday, a week before payday and we took over 250.

All in all, it's way better than any proper job I've ever had.

But it has made me question my fellow man, why the fook would anybody have a lamb samosa at 8 am when there are bacon rolls? Why do grown men buy kinder eggs? Why do women refuse to tell you their age until they get past 65 when they won't shut up about it?

 

[Wile e Peyote]

High point 7am start 1pm finish door to door.

Low point massive domestic on the m25 at 7.30!

It was a rainy Monday, a week before payday and we took over 250.

All in all, it's way better than any proper job I've ever had.

But it has made me question my fellow man, why the fook would anybody have a lamb samosa at 8 am when there are bacon rolls? Why do grown men buy kinder eggs? Why do women refuse to tell you their age until they get past 65 when they won't shut up about it?

The answer to all your questions is because there all twats old young middle aged were all just twats [emoji12]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

High point 7am start 1pm finish door to door.

Low point massive domestic on the m25 at 7.30!

It was a rainy Monday, a week before payday and we took over 250.

All in all, it's way better than any proper job I've ever had.

But it has made me question my fellow man, why the fook would anybody have a lamb samosa at 8 am when there are bacon rolls? Why do grown men buy kinder eggs? Why do women refuse to tell you their age until they get past 65 when they won't shut up about it?

Sounds sweet mate. Van looks cool too.

Don't ask the questions, just charm the silly bastards. I do this all day..master of granny banter. (Not granny batter, that's a whole different subject [emoji39])

Happy days then apart from the domestic.. nice early finish, plenty of money.. what's not to love..?

I can foresee the pair of you arguing over who does the round soon tho! Not really a two man job. [emoji6]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Sounds sweet mate. Van looks cool too.

Don't ask the questions, just charm the silly bastards. I do this all day..master of granny banter. (Not granny batter, that's a whole different subject [emoji39])

Happy days then apart from the domestic.. nice early finish, plenty of money.. what's not to love..?

I can foresee the pair of you arguing over who does the round soon tho! Not really a two man job. [emoji6]

Granny batter you a wrong un vladders [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] take turns one day off one on added bonus of a bit of space less kick offs [emoji106]

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