Live Stoner Chat Joke or Quote of the Day

[Dark Matter]

What have you done wrong if the wife comes in from the,kitchen nagging at you?

Made the chain too long.

Why do women have small feet? Gets,them closer to the sink! Booom boooom...

I'll be back.....

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

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That's freakin' awesome!!

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

What have you done wrong if the wife comes in from the,kitchen nagging at you?
Made the chain too long.

 

[Dark Matter]

Sorry ladies!

An inspirational quote..

Show me a person who doesn’t make mistakes and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t do anything

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

"A severed leg is the perfect stocking stuffer." - Mitch Hedberg-

 

[Ronin]

I think this is the best quote about quotes.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinion, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
-Oscar Wilde

One for you RR..
"When curiosity killed the cat, I was a suspect."
-Steven Wright

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

I do like Wright.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain

 

[Cutiepie85]

Life is lived forward and understood backwards
-Søren Kierkegaard

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

Life is lived forward and understood backwards
-Søren Kierkegaard

We'll call that the quote of the day!

 

[Cutiepie85]

Haha, rough Danish translation