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So. Today was productive and funny.
My band mate came over and we finished two songs, and were writing a third, heavier slow song, When my neighbor sent me a text. "Hey, there's some tweaker streaking up and down the side walk." My buddy and I start laughing our asses off and go outside to see what's going on.
Don't see a naked tweaker, but we see every cop in town speeding up the road.
My neighbor pulled up, Laughing and shaking his head and says "I don't know what's going on... I went out to check my mail, And heard a noise. I look over too see what it was and there's a naked dude running at me. Kinda gave me a confidence boost, too."
Cops pulled up right after he told me what happened, And asked if my security cameras caught anything.
Lead cop goes "Yeah, I pulled up and asked what was going on, And the fucker stripped back down and took off running again." Mannn, you could tell those cops were dying from having to keep a straight face while everyone else was in tears laughing. I'd post the vids from my cams, but there's a floppy dong...
My band mate came over and we finished two songs, and were writing a third, heavier slow song, When my neighbor sent me a text. "Hey, there's some tweaker streaking up and down the side walk." My buddy and I start laughing our asses off and go outside to see what's going on.
Don't see a naked tweaker, but we see every cop in town speeding up the road.
My neighbor pulled up, Laughing and shaking his head and says "I don't know what's going on... I went out to check my mail, And heard a noise. I look over too see what it was and there's a naked dude running at me. Kinda gave me a confidence boost, too."
Cops pulled up right after he told me what happened, And asked if my security cameras caught anything.
Lead cop goes "Yeah, I pulled up and asked what was going on, And the fucker stripped back down and took off running again." Mannn, you could tell those cops were dying from having to keep a straight face while everyone else was in tears laughing. I'd post the vids from my cams, but there's a floppy dong...
ppp
